Jabbeling

When someone is being a total bitch for no reason. and when someone is faking an injury just to get attention. and when someone gets told secrets and can't keep them. also a 2 faced liar.

That girl supposedly broke her leg but she didn't even fall? she was jabbeling.

by the myth the man the legend April 19, 2010

Jebbe

The act of taking a poop while simultaneously masturbating in the toilet, and then forgetting to flush.

Before work I was pressed for time so I saved 5 minutes by doing a jebbe.

by Chinese AB October 18, 2018

Big Jobby

Someone who is crap, usually at their job.

14 SQN is believed to be the origin of the "Dave Y****s Is A Big Jobby" slogan phenomenon. This can be seen all over the world mainly around military establishments. It has not been confirmed if this person is actually a big jobby but the investigation is ongoing. An airman named Dave Y****s was formerly on 14 Squadron.

by Shinyliney February 15, 2007

jabberwocky

adj. 1. like the Jabberwock. 2. ridiculous, impossible, or nonsensical; quixotic.

Unfortunately, Tim Burton's 2010 film "Alice in Wonderland" has perpetuated the misconception that "jabberwocky" is a noun. It is not. The poem exclusively refers to the creature as the "Jabberwock".

Christopher Lee, the actor who plays the Jabberwock in Tim Burton's film, is somewhat jabberwocky in appearance himself, if you ask me.

by tangles10 April 25, 2010

jobber

Someone who is paid to do something undesireable.

You're a jobber. Paid to clean bathrooms.

by jeremy q. January 8, 2005

jobby gobble

The term for a scenario when someone performs anal intercourse following with the receiving partner carrying out the act of oral sex on their partners faeces covered phallus.

Girl: That was intense, we have to do that again!
Guy: I know, wanna finish up with a jobby gobble?

by TomJUK January 19, 2008

ass jabber

1. one who jabs ass. one who ass fucks with one's penis in the anal cavity
2. Sal Caputa; one who often engages in anal sexual intercourse with one's dog with stolen cheap condoms.
3. one who gives blow jobs, spits the cum in some one's mouth, then has that sperm blown into their anal cavity

Sal Caputa, of Belgium, WI, is such an ass jabber in all forms

by jolly roger April 26, 2004