Skip to main content

Rocket Jesus

A (usually disparaging) nickname for Elon Musk, whose lofty SpaceX and Tesla ambitions (and their corresponding publicity and hype) have built a cult of personality among armchair-visionary worshippers all across the internet.
Did you hear about the Falcon Heavy's successful launch? Don't know how you could miss it, what with Rocket Jesus's face plastered all over Reddit today.
by Rajjak February 7, 2018
mugGet the Rocket Jesus mug.

Jesus' Beard

1. Pot;weed.
We smoked Jesus' Beard on the usual pipe.
by Haiiamhi April 5, 2009
mugGet the Jesus' Beard mug.
Related Words

lying for jesus

Definition: when Christians deliberately spread misinformation, disinformation, propaganda, specious arguments, lies in order to further legitimize their religion or bring people to jesus.
"The Creation Museum is lying for jesus when they show that dinosaurs walked on earth with humans."

The Discovery Institute, Answers in Genesis, Creation Museum
by i.am.aerie July 11, 2010
mugGet the lying for jesus mug.

Jessyca

A fun person to be around. Usually has a looks like something is wrong with her but she is generally a happy person. Jessyca's are always laughing for no reason and make other around them laugh. Jessyca's are beautiful people inside and out.
Dang i wish i was a jessyca
by Kemiztre March 14, 2017
mugGet the Jessyca mug.

Jesus geek

a person with a passionate commitment to both Jesus and computers
Apparently, some Jesus geek or group of Jesus geeks is hacking into all the non-Christian religious websites and wreaking holy acrimony.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 9, 2012
mugGet the Jesus geek mug.

Jesters

Jesters is a renowned "night club" in southampton, uk, and is widely known by other universities.
The pleasure of jesters is in its cheap drinks (50p pints on a monday) and it lovely smell of vomit, sweat and other bodily fluids. There is cheesey music pouring out of its doors and hoards of people in fancy dress. But that doesn't put students off, in fact in encourages the onesie clad crowd, as it is a must for anyone in southampton, often with queues all the way to chicoland!
I fancy a good night out lets go to Jesters

Why can I never remember my nights in Jesters?
by tigeronesie July 21, 2011
mugGet the Jesters mug.

bird jesus

Lord Helix has blessed us with some lag to allow Pidgeotto to finally evolve after the 4th try to Pidgeot Bird Jesus.

Bird Jesus: Originally a Pidgey who evolved into a Pidgeotto and, through great effort, a Pidgeot. A tank, at the highest level of all the current Pokemon. The backbone and savior of the team, and chosen one of the great Helix Fossil. Reborn as "aaabaaajss" (or "Abba Jesus")
Praise the almighty Bird Jesus and our savior, Lord Helix.
by Lord helix February 28, 2014
mugGet the bird jesus mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email