jasoned

the act of completely douching a girl situation because you are "confused"

Jason from The Bachelor was allegedly jasoned and completely siked out Melissa.

by scarygary3 March 4, 2009

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Jason

Jason: to hide the evidence to stash away..

so what did you do with that grenade..oh i just jason 'ed it ..

by OurFuturePaedophileyaaayyyyyyy October 21, 2010

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Commonly phrase used to mean don't be a dirty beanie, glasses wearing, rapist looking, peter griffen lookin ass, peppa pigs dad lookin ass nigga. AKA Don't be a fuckup. Or come from Newark. Or claim to have bitches but have zero. And not act like your not fucking your bestfriend or want to.

Him:"Devante's a bitch"
You:"Stop hatting, god bro, don't be A Jason."
Jason:"that fucked up bro I'm right here :("

by RARAGOTADA February 4, 2020

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Jason

Jason is an extremely kind person who often cares to much. He tends to go for the wrong girl at first, but ends up with the right girl-usually the closest girl friend at the time. He also loves life and just people in general. He's extremely gorgeous and can fix anything he puts his mind too.

Important people in his life tend to be-

Boys: Adams, Daryls, Hunters and Richards
Girls: Lexies, Kelseys, Jasmines and Lillys

Girl 1: OMG look it's Jason
Girl 2: Get me his number!!

by YassssssSlay October 10, 2016

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Jason can be a asshole at times but deep inside Jason is a loving person. Jason is an athletic boy with abs he loves football a lot. Jason is also a gylsist lots of girls like him but he likes only 3 and those girls will always be in his mind. If any girl gets him you will be a luck girl he’s the most loving boyfriend of them all and also trustworthy.

Jason the king

by Unique Mamés.x December 21, 2019

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