Paris Hilton Syndrome 

A sort of sick disease, when a person finds themselves waking up in a different bed everyday. May include temptations to throw away all property that is not pink. People affected may spend all their worldly lifetime savings on things such as breast implants, ass implants, pink poodles, and big pink bags to carry the poodles around in.
'Visiting' jail may seem like an honourable goal or accomplishment to such people, as well as at least one lesbian relationship in life. Also the ability to sing like a cat being strangled, and the confidence to share this 'gift' with the world. The diseased also find it compulsory to be a slut, and a porn item of some sort.

Girl 1: I feel so weird! My ass seems to get larger everyday, my toilet seat is suddenly pink, and i haven't slept in my own bed for almost a month! What do you think is wrong with me?
Girl 2: You must have Paris Hilton Syndrome! You poor thing! You're screwed!

Paris Hilton Syndrome by L.I.M June 30, 2010

paris hilton 

Possibly the ugliest bitch on Earth, that for some reason Hollywood has deemed attractive. Looks like she weighs about 75 pounds and is notoriously slutty.

Paris Hilton is without a doubt one of the fugliest people on Earth.

paris hilton by Adrian April 28, 2006

paris hilton 

A useless slut who has done nothing to be where she is today. A freeloader. The untalented bitch who is famous for having money **sad** A skinny whore who can't even operate something as simple as a toaster. Lindsay Lohans idol. When you hear the words "like," "totally" or "totally and stuff!" repeatedly, you know Paris Hilton is around.

Paris Hilton: I'm a useless slut! yay!

**Have you seen House of Wax? How did she get a part in that? oh thats right, cause they never employ real actresses for shitty teen slasher shit movies.

paris hilton by b3c August 4, 2005

Paris Hilton 

The wealthy heiress of the Hilton Hotel fortune.

The existence of Paris Hilton is the clearest argument against the hypothesis of intelligent design.

Paris Hilton by enzio March 10, 2005

Paris Hilton syndrome 

To want celebrity status at any cost i.e. cosmetic surgery, sleeping around, hosting parties, releasing fashion n perfume lines, cat fight's, releasing music labels etc

To do anything, as long as people's tongues are wagging about you.

To be beautiful at any cost, even bankrupting yourself for those perfect set of titties.

To be the ultimate slut. See Hollywood Slut Syndrome or Jaspers Syndrome.

To have an addiction to beauty in such a way that a person is constantly getting their hair done, make-up, facials, cosmetic surgery, massages, gym etc that you never have any time for yourself, friends or family.

When beauty takes up 120% of your time.

I woke up this morning at around 2pm in the afternoon and didn't know who to sleep with! I totally had Paris Hilton Syndrome!!! H - E - L - P!

I have been at the beauty clinic for the past 5 years having everything from nose jobs, tummy tucks and breast enlargements.... I think I have Paris Hilton Syndrome!!!

Paris Hilton syndrome by The Moody Poet March 9, 2007

The Hilton 

This phrase has its origins from the early release of the Paris Hilton sex tape. It denotes masturbation, predominantly by men, and can be said in a clandenstine way among friends surrounded an uninformed group.

Earl: "What did you do this weekend?"
Ron: "I went to the Hilton...twice!"

The Hilton by Interground February 21, 2007

Doll Hilton 

The prettiest bitch ever to walk this earth. The only person who is perfect. Doll Hilton is blonde skinny and rich. That’s hot! Even tho they’re a bimbo airhead they are super talented at like everything! XOXO

Omfg i like totally want to be doll hilton!

Doll Hilton by hawtbitch January 17, 2021