Hadouken

A renowned sex move.
To find a (usually male) friend, with a willing older lady (possibly gilf).
The friend lifts the dame's vagina up to eye height. Participant

then gives a dragon uppercut into the lady's mimsy while
screaming HADOUKEN! In reference to the famous cult classic Street Fighter move. The results are stimulating.

IF one cannot find a willing participant, lay said lady on a table and try out RYUKEN. results are equally effective

Stew "hey Cecil, remember when we Hadouken'd your Mother?"
Cecil "good times good times"

by Kenneth_the_quim May 15, 2010

haddon township

A small town in jerseythat isn't as nice as haddonfield but not as shity as audubon and collingswood.since there is nothing else to do everyone parties. the high school is alright and its always gossip about what happened on the weekend and whats going on the upcoming weekend. the kids of ht get high everyday,and get drunk with keystone light everynight. no matter what the other surrounding towns think ht goes 10x harder than them. haddonfield kids poop on pianos,are 3 beer queers,and always puss out of fights. audobon kids all want to drink, but normaly fail to have a party and when they do they suck cock.haddon heights has weird girls that r never attractive so the parties suck.in ht if u dont drink ur weird and have no friends. ht owns keystone light and is the best party town in south jersey.

guy #1- any parties going on tonight.
guy #2- in haddon township obviously,i have heard of 6 kegers goin on

get fucked up or ur gay

by will out drink you November 30, 2010

haseong

Verb- to screw one's mother

aaron: hey I haseonged you last night
Derk: nooooo mommyyyyyy

by Ieao April 28, 2005

Haddock

To ask for and/or take someone else's unfinished food in a restaurant setting.

Rachael didn't finish her food, so Alex and I haddocked it.

by PortlandMaine March 20, 2014

Hadoop

A defecation that occurs during or as the result of rough anal sex. Likely originates as a contraction of the phrase "I had to poop" or "hadda poop".

Careful, there's a hadoop in the bed.

Shit, I just hadooped.

by dookiesquirts March 20, 2014

hardon

Well I guess the "achievement of erection"
in the male gender, but it can also represent a mental state, maybe in girls too, I dunno....

1) "Well, first ya git 'er down on 'er hands and KNEES.... Then ya reach around and grab a handful o' BOOB... Then see if ya don't get a hardon !!!

2) "Yeah, I'm just BitTorrenting some more John Holmes..."
"Dude, I have a total hardon for what you're doing !!!!"

3) "Wow, that was a HARD hardon !!!!"

by Johnny Chingas February 22, 2009

Hansdorpher

Just a straight up hustler. You leave anything from your keys to your money out and a Hansdorpher will swipe them right from beneath your eyes. Sometimes when a hansdorpher gets really desperate they graduate to a ratsdorpher, which is essentially the scum of the earth, and hangs out with dirty mike and the boys. In most cases they are communist, and have migrated from poland in search of either bread, or a job, sometimes just a little poon.

I left my innocent daughter in the from yard and a stupid hansdorpher came out and snatched her.

Anybody want a chew? Sure man, fuck dude you took 6 pouches, your such a fucking hansdorpher

Your really losing it man, stop dangling the figure skaters, your becoming a real ratsdorpher

by Mr.Fixit November 28, 2011