NNN fail explanation

The reason your homie failed no nut November is because he wasn’t strong enough to survive. Although it was for a good reason as I told him about Riley Reid on porn hub and how to make a fake flesh light. you get a glass, put sponges around the inside then put some rubber gloves into it to fit ur dong size. You should try it! Use this to explain to someone as to why you failed no nut November.

Some dude: yo have u failed yet
The other guy: um yeah......
Some dude: dude wtf ur weak bruh
The other guy: read this NNN fail explanation, cunt

by Stop giving it the biggun November 12, 2019

frailbody

exceptionally weak, thin, lacking in muscle definition, etc. associated with white and nerdy.

Ryan will be on the bench all fall during football season because he is a frailbody.

by blondie12 July 14, 2009

Fail Tactic

When a person or entity repeats the same thing over and over again unsuccessfully, expecting a positive outcome each time.

a tank rush noob getting pwned by rocket men in command and conquer 3, rather than realising the folly of their fail tactic they will continue to pump out as many tanks as possible expecting to win.

"tank rush = fail tactic"

by mynicknamerocks February 17, 2009

Failc

Fat Arrogant Ignorant Little Cunt. Best used to describe that know-it-all that will proudly jump around saying "told you so," or "I wouldn't do it like that" etc.. They have no friends and will gladly make you look like a prick infront of the masses. Pronounced "FALC" with no "i" sound.

You really are a Failc. I never thought I would ever meet a Failc until now. Your Honour, this man is obviously a Failc! Two Failc's on the same day, I should put money on the lottery. You are the "Office Failc!"

by vette376 July 16, 2009

Fail Gun

(Noun) A hand motion where you shape your hand to what looks like a gun and "shoot" yourself because you realized you have or will do something thats worthy of a fail.

Crap, I left my wallet at my ex's house just before we broke up. -Shoots self with a fail gun-

Oh god, Im going to shoot myself with the failgun cuz I forgot it's mother's day.

by ikeeledmyselfsobad August 2, 2009

Fail to Prevail

when someone tries really hard to beat you at something but fail miserably

almost as bad as an epic fail

person: ha ha take this (fire ball)

me: (counter attack, deflect fire ball at person)

person: auh SHIT!....(dies)

me: You fail to prevail

by Part of the Ownification unit November 27, 2009

Fail Aura

When someone is so fail that everything they come in contact with is affected by The the persons aura of fail.

The man had such a aura of fail that he ruined everything that he came into contact with.

The man's fail aura destroyed there attempts on the project.

by Xerogravity January 5, 2010