Flex Day

December 26th is flex day. Show off all of your expensive items to your friends. You can also flex with the new items you got at Christmas.

"Billy it's December 26th which means it's flex day, I bet you don't have the iPhone 11 Pro Max."
Billy answered while holding back tears, "you're right Joe, I don't."
Billy replied, "wait, who's Joe?"

by Andy Andy October 27, 2019

Flex Tape

A weapon used to gag your enemy or strangle the by wrapping it around their neck.

I sawed this boat In half! Flex tape is keto

by NavyGarlic December 21, 2019

Flex tape

This thing can literally fix anything! It could have probably stopped the Titanic from sinking, too bad Alan Swift wasn't alive.. unless 🤔

Person 1: Dude I got some flex tape and it can fix anything!
Person 2: No way! Can it fix my life?
Person 1: I'm afraid not...
Person 2: Dang it.

by Apersonthathasnothingbettertod April 12, 2020

Flex tape

A tape used to tie up the kids in my basement.

I mean...

If your wife is cheating on you use flex tape.
You wanna stab a goat use flex tape.
Kids haven't eatin in 7 days use flex tape.
Prostitute runs away, use, A GUN.
Gay person runs closer use A GUN.

by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020

flex Seal challenge

The Incredibly Popular Internet Challenge in which participants attempt to completely seal their asshole tight, and then attempt to shit.

Bro, Did you see that sick flex seal challenge video by Logan Paul? it was almost as good as the forest in Japan!

by Mr. Huffman November 6, 2020

Flex player

A guy who plays draft normal games and gains LP. Totally irrelevant.

-Hey, i'm, challenger.
-Ok, but you're a flex player.

by GhostOnThe5thStreet January 28, 2021

flex mashing

A form of jitter clicking most used in sm64 speed runs for blj's

Person one: what's the best way the blj?
Person two: flex mashing ofc

by flex mashing bih March 18, 2021