Deciduous Dumbass

Someone whose intelligence, or lack thereof, is seasonal and inconsistent. (See also perennial dumbass.)

"Sometimes they can be really smart, but other times they say the dumbest shit, you never know what you're gonna get. God, they are such a deciduous dumbass."

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Dumbass Tax

Another word for the lottery, as coined by bill nye and idubbbz. It essentially forces poor people who don't know enough about math, pay a sum of money and get nothing in return.

darren: "You hear about that hundred million dollar end of year lottery? The ticket line went for miles.."
davo: "that's what you call the mandatory dumbass tax"

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Perennial Dumbass

Someone who's an unrelenting, year-round dumbass. (See also deciduous dumbass.)

"Yeah, she just consistently makes the most moronic decisions, she's a perennial dumbass."

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Alexander Dumbass

An exceptional dullard, though not to the level of Henry Dumbass.

Then the contestant, reacting to the audience's laughter after she identified the author of The Three Musketeers as "Alexander Dumbass", said, "No...wait... Henry Dumbass!" -- from the Pardon My Blooper album, 1957.

by Zappin' Nap March 31, 2020

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