defect into east Germany

(v.) To change one's loyalties to communism and being an aggressive gymnastics teacher.

Taken from some episode of the simpsons. Example is too short.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

defeation

when a particular goal is exceeded to the point where the goal feels defeated.

Brittany Williamson made her goal her little bitch and it was crying sweet tears of defeation.

by goalcrusher February 26, 2010

Dog Defecation

When a dog leaves a large pile of loaf on the sidewalk.

I'll give you a dollar to eat that Dog Defecation.

by Jon Desir July 1, 2006

high road defeatism

When left wing politicians lose to the dirty tactics of right wing politicians because they feel that their personal integrity is more important than protecting their constituents.

Alternatively, those left wing politicians who have embraced the fact that keeping their position (and income via corporate paychecks and inside trading) only requires maintaining the appearance of high road morality, which is easy enough to do by acting stupid and pretending not to notice when their supposed political opponents act in bad faith.

American People: The Republican Party has been subsumed by foreign money and fascist elements. They've now taken over the major branches of government in a way that the checks and balances system no longer works, enacting policies that represent a shrinking minority of the populace. At the same time, they push fake conspiracies and promote false reality constructivism to fabricate invisible enemies to justify their bullshit. Why do you keep pretending like they aren't acting in bad faith?

Democrats: When they go low, we go high.

*Democrats proceed to seize the high ground while Republicans proceed to seize the Supreme Court*

Anyone with a brain: High road defeatism is not a winning strategy.

by PortableBacon June 29, 2022

Attention Defecit Computer Disorder

A disorder usually displayed by those with ADD or ADHD.
Symptoms may include the following:

Leaving old AIM instant message windows, long after the conversation ended.
Having multiple tabs open on firefox and/or having muliple windows of firefox opened.
Having one or more programs opened varying from just extracted to actually running.

Every time somebody comes to my house and sees all these windows up they wonder why I do that, and then I explain to them that I have Attention Defecit Computer Disorder

by 4523562 August 5, 2008

moral defeat

term introduced in a Bill Simmons mailbag to describe a situation in which a vastly superior team or group completely underperforms, sinks to the level of their inferior opponent, and barely emerges victorious.

When New England needed overtime to beat the lowly Detroit Lions, Bill Belichick considered this to be a moral defeat and promptly ass-raped his offensive line.

by QQ Canoe October 10, 2009

defecate on

To utterly disrespect or ruin.

I'm totally gonna defecate on her pro-life stance in Debate tomorrow.

by eclecticbass November 12, 2010