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put a d--k in it! 

(phrase) The overall feeling of contempt one gets from having to be around bothersome, slutty women on a regular basis which leads to the overwhelming desire to say "put a d--k in it!". It is very similar to the phrase 'put a sock in it' but is more suggestive given the nature & tendencies of set women.
Sam: "Did you hear Dennis broke up with Cindy?"

Chris: "No way? What happened?"

Sam: "Well, he told me that he got so sick of her blabbing on and on about the most pointless crap whenever they were together. So he stopped her mid-sentence, looked at her dead in the eyes and said, "Oh put a d--k in it! Dammit!"
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Meaning "Donnie Kelly Baby", the nickname for the Detroit Tigers super utility man who has played all 9 positions.
The only MLB player that could match DKB's talent is Juan Uribe.
DKB by DKB- July 23, 2014
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DK DKDC DKB dker DKM DKNewies dka dkoldies DKY dkla
1: Gurl I heard his dick is bomb!
2: Yup he got a DKD.
DKD by werkbetch January 1, 2014
A dumbass, homophobic rightwing twit who substitutes name calling for argument.
Looks likes another DKIA is on this thread.
DKIA by DKIA May 7, 2005
verb; a central california engineering term; popularized in the 805, to "dkat" is to engineer or alter an object in order to change its primary function. not limited to electronics it may be used in terms of simple machines.
i need to find a way to dkat the car so the ipod will play in it.
dkat by aboosanchez October 23, 2006
Leader of noob Tribes clan.
Dkaris by Johnnie McWasted February 18, 2003

DKNewies 

The YouTube Channel DKNewsies. It's really funny if you understand what they are talking about. Anywhere from Retro gaming to Parody songs of the Channel DKOldies, which they make parodies of a lot.

CrackHeadJoey is basically the mascot, with his videos being the most popular. They have lots of subscribers and will hopefully get more in the future. That's just my opinion though :)
Short Girl: DKNewies is pretty funny 😁

Micro, the ultimate hater: DKNEWIES SUCK-
DKNewies by ShortGirlSings September 4, 2022