CUMBERLAND

Cumberland- a stoner who likes to suck cucumbers

Wow Caleb is such a Cumberland

by Kkkkkkeeeeeeessshawn January 8, 2017

cumbersome dump

The result of a heavy buildup of excrement after binge eating. From the Italian gigunda shit.

Grandpa there ate so much last night and had to take a cumbersome dump in the morning. He didn;t make it to the toilet.

by tirtle April 27, 2017

cumberknackle

When he cums in the pussy

Girl: I got cumberknackled last night
Girl best friend: omg that's great!

by Suckerpussyfuck July 17, 2018

Cumbrella

Fake eylashes

Hey shotry you got cumbrellas on

by Johnpadgett May 13, 2022

cumbersome pussay

Noun: when your vagina is so thick and voluptuous it weighs your whole body down

“hey wanna do some jumping jacks”

“I can’t, I have a cumbersome pussay.”

by heyhey_now21 March 14, 2023

Cumbria Shotgun

Called after someone else calls Shotgun, the Cumbria Shotgun overrides the original shotgun because if the original shotgun caller doesn't move out of your seat, you actually go on a mad shotgun killing spree. Google "Cumbria Shootings".

*Derrick and his twin are about to get into a car*
David: SHOTGUN!
Derrick: CUMBRIA SHOTGUN!
David: Mate, I already called shotgun. I'm getting in the front!
Derrick: CUMBRIA. FUCKING. SHOTGUN. *Chk-CHK*

by Tactful June 7, 2010

Cumbria

The biggest example of why looks can be deceiveing. The Lake District is absolutely breath-takingly beautiful. With amazing moutains, hills, and lakes. But the smackheads who walk about there are far from beautiful. More along the lines of dickheads and bastards who think they're tough because they spend their time sitting at home, sticking coke up their ass while on the dole.

But hey! If you wanna buy some good cush(drugs) just ask anybody who wears outdated athletic joggers and jackets... Or just any body who wears clothing outdated in Cumbria.

"Hey man! You know where i could get some good cush at?"
"Oh yeah!... Try Cumbria."

by ChilesTheDillhole_69 May 30, 2019