Choner

Combination of Chode and Boner. An arrogant asshole that is a jerk to everyone and is overcompensating for how much of a pathetic loser he really is by humiliating others.

Also: if the balls have been removed the extra length of the penis that is under the taint/grundle.

Sally felt bad for him because he is so pitiful, but he shit in her hair and pounded her hole with his no-ball shaft. What a choner!

Sally got choned.

by choned May 21, 2011

cinerection

When a movie is so good cinematically that it gives you an erection

"Dude did you see the new Star Wars last night?"
"Bro..that movie was so good, it gave me a cinerection!"

by chiefbrodyrules August 14, 2016

Colerack

Colerack is a rare term someone uses to describe an online predator. Similar to other slangs “pedo” and “kid toucher”

Heard of that Colerack on social media that texts all the minors? His user is Blank Stay away from that Colerack.

by SeriousGeorge December 9, 2020

d'coker

(n): an individual who tricks themself into believing they live a healthy lifestyle by drinking a diet coke with a whole lotta JUNK.

Kristin: I would like three cheeseburgers, a large fries, onion rings, a chocolate milkshake, one order of chicken nuggets, a bag of marshmallows, and a diet coke.
Christophe: OMG you are SUCH a d'coker right now!
Brittany: Serially.
Jorge: Huh?

by Christin Torrer March 16, 2008

non coder

A non coder is a black woman. This is due to the fact that most coding/STEM jobs go disproportionately to Jewish and Asian males, therefore meaning that the opposite of those males, the black women, therefore cannot code.

Coder #1: I've been wearing femboy socks in front of my wife's boyfriend
Coder #2: Yeah my wife's boyfriend has been bullying me for being asian, and my wife makes fun of my small uncircumcised penis. I think I am going to leave her for a non coder.

by HandleBrake12 January 31, 2021

Pull a Coleridge

Taking large amounts of drugs which inspires a phenomenal creative outburst, similar to Samuel Taylor Coleridge's experience when writing the poem "Kubla Khan".

William: My friend wanted to pull a Coleridge last night, but after 3 bowls of pot all he did was say "Duuuuuuudde" over and over again.

Alan: Yeah, that shit's easier said than done.

by bcar April 9, 2011

Me quiero comer a tu vieja

This is a spanish sentence. When you put it in a translator, it says "I want to eat your old lady", but it is a common phrase used in Argentina to say hello. Try to use it when u talk to an argentinian.

A:Hola!
B:Me quiero comer a tu vieja!
A:Como estas?

by anonymous September 9, 2022