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A member of the "forward crew" on board a nuclear submarine. Steretypically dim-witted and obtuse, coners can often be found in groups wondering why one piece of equipment or another doesn't appear to be working with the on/off switch positioned downward. A common belief amongst coners is that anything can be fixed by some combination of duct tape, coffee stirsticks, and a ballpeen hammer, including but not limited to televisions, computers, 8mm videocasettes, diesel engines, and toilet seats.
There's a couple coners on crews mess fiddling with the X-box..... I wonder how long it'll be before they realize it's not plugged in.
coner by TwistedTwidget May 10, 2006
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Noun: A coffee boner; A boner caused by the stimulation of blood flow from the caffeine in coffee.
I drank a couple cups of coffee this morning and had a raging coner for my calculus lecture.
coner by Jerktart May 25, 2012
1. The part of a marijuana (weed, pot, ganja, etc.) pipe in which the marijuana is placed (packed) to be smoked. it may have a little hole (carb) on the side of it, which you cover while you are inhaling the marijuana smoke while holding the whole pipe and smoking.
2. The process of smoking one bowl packed with weed
1. "Can you pass the coneron?"
2. "BL just smoked a huge coneron in one go"
Coneron by MemeMaestro June 2, 2016

coner boner 

The act of having a massive erection for Conan O'Brien.
My coner boner was so huge last night when Conan stripped nude and started eating jelly beans!
coner boner by ConeyIsland69 February 28, 2013
1. The part of a marijuana (weed, pot, ganja, etc.) pipe in which the marijuana is placed (packed) to be smoked. it may have a little hole (carb) on the side of it, which you cover while you are inhaling the marijuana smoke while holding the whole pipe and smoking.
2. The process of smoking one bowl packed with weed
1. "Can you pass the coneron?"
2. "BL just smoked a huge coneron in one go"
Coneron by MemeMaestro June 2, 2016
A form of gonorrhea which can only be caught off a certain chemistry teacher from Bournemouth School.
Oh no! I have conorrhea
conorrhea by Jerard_Con_Carne December 6, 2005