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Old lady. Can also mean whore in slang in other parts of Mexico.
Esta vieja me costo casi nada.
vieja by quehonda March 23, 2007

Vieja Pisona 

A woman who gives up sex and /or oral sex right away.

A nympho maniac
"Damn your mom is a Vieja Pisona"

"See all thows girls sitting on that bench,The one in red is a Vieja Pisona"

vieja loca 

my C++ profesor that has alzheimer and other brain diaseases which makes her go crazy during class speaking nonsense that no one understands about anything but C++.
Often gets lost on her own words forgetting that she's teaching a class.
This fu!#@ vieja loca gave me a C on the test!
Hope the pharmacy doesn' t give'er her prescriptions.
vieja loca by osoroco September 22, 2004

tu vieja en tanga 

Tu vieja en tanga is your mother in underwear. In Spanish it's a way to insult someone.
Girl 1: who's in your picture?
Girl 2: tu vieja en tanga
tu vieja en tanga by xxNai_ February 9, 2018

Me quiero comer a tu vieja 

This is a spanish sentence. When you put it in a translator, it says "I want to eat your old lady", but it is a common phrase used in Argentina to say hello. Try to use it when u talk to an argentinian.
A:Hola!
B:Me quiero comer a tu vieja!
A:Como estas?

Vijayalakshmi 

Vijayalakshmi is a very smart, intelligent and interesting girl. She can be shy at times but isn't afraid to speak up when needed. She doesn't have many friends but the ones she does have are very loyal and pretty. Vijayalakshmi is a jem and is also very popular in men. She is friendly, kind and helpful and also is very trustworthy. You can always count on her!
Friend 1: Omg you know Vijayalakshmi?
Friend 2: Yeah! Who doesn't?
Vijayalakshmi by Sexyshawarma69 March 16, 2021