vieja
Spanish for old lady as in girlfriend or wife. While old lady can be used in english for mother, it's usually not in spanish.
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vieja • vieja loca • Vieja Pisona • viejaso • tu vieja en tanga • Me quiero comer a tu vieja • Vijay • Vilja • viera • Vijayshree
Vieja Pisona
"Damn your mom is a Vieja Pisona"
"See all thows girls sitting on that bench,The one in red is a Vieja Pisona"
"See all thows girls sitting on that bench,The one in red is a Vieja Pisona"
Vieja Pisona by Cervical demolition March 18, 2009
vieja loca
my C++ profesor that has alzheimer and other brain diaseases which makes her go crazy during class speaking nonsense that no one understands about anything but C++.
Often gets lost on her own words forgetting that she's teaching a class.
Often gets lost on her own words forgetting that she's teaching a class.
This fu!#@ vieja loca gave me a C on the test!
Hope the pharmacy doesn' t give'er her prescriptions.
Hope the pharmacy doesn' t give'er her prescriptions.
vieja loca by osoroco September 22, 2004
tu vieja en tanga
tu vieja en tanga by xxNai_ February 9, 2018
Me quiero comer a tu vieja
This is a spanish sentence. When you put it in a translator, it says "I want to eat your old lady", but it is a common phrase used in Argentina to say hello. Try to use it when u talk to an argentinian.
Me quiero comer a tu vieja by anonymous September 9, 2022
Vijayalakshmi
Vijayalakshmi is a very smart, intelligent and interesting girl. She can be shy at times but isn't afraid to speak up when needed. She doesn't have many friends but the ones she does have are very loyal and pretty. Vijayalakshmi is a jem and is also very popular in men. She is friendly, kind and helpful and also is very trustworthy. You can always count on her!
Vijayalakshmi by Sexyshawarma69 March 16, 2021
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