vieja

Spanish for old lady as in girlfriend or wife. While old lady can be used in english for mother, it's usually not in spanish.

Mi vieja esta en su casa

by Morena December 27, 2004

vieja

Old lady. Can also mean whore in slang in other parts of Mexico.

Esta vieja me costo casi nada.

by quehonda March 23, 2007

Vieja Pisona

A woman who gives up sex and /or oral sex right away.

A nympho maniac

"Damn your mom is a Vieja Pisona"

"See all thows girls sitting on that bench,The one in red is a Vieja Pisona"

by Cervical demolition March 18, 2009

vieja loca

my C++ profesor that has alzheimer and other brain diaseases which makes her go crazy during class speaking nonsense that no one understands about anything but C++.
Often gets lost on her own words forgetting that she's teaching a class.

This fu!#@ vieja loca gave me a C on the test!
Hope the pharmacy doesn' t give'er her prescriptions.

by osoroco September 22, 2004

tu vieja en tanga

Tu vieja en tanga is your mother in underwear. In Spanish it's a way to insult someone.

Girl 1: who's in your picture?
Girl 2: tu vieja en tanga

by xxNai_ February 9, 2018

Me quiero comer a tu vieja

This is a spanish sentence. When you put it in a translator, it says "I want to eat your old lady", but it is a common phrase used in Argentina to say hello. Try to use it when u talk to an argentinian.

A:Hola!
B:Me quiero comer a tu vieja!
A:Como estas?

by anonymous September 9, 2022

Vijayalakshmi

Vijayalakshmi is a very smart, intelligent and interesting girl. She can be shy at times but isn't afraid to speak up when needed. She doesn't have many friends but the ones she does have are very loyal and pretty. Vijayalakshmi is a jem and is also very popular in men. She is friendly, kind and helpful and also is very trustworthy. You can always count on her!

Friend 1: Omg you know Vijayalakshmi?
Friend 2: Yeah! Who doesn't?

by Sexyshawarma69 March 16, 2021