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Craptor

A combination of a cougar and the dinosaur known as a raptor, it is known for its big ass toe claws and its signature growl/cackle. It often preys on unsuspecting tourists.
Guy 1: Ohmygod!
Guy 2: What?!
Guy 1: There's a damn craptor after me!
by jaster11111 June 13, 2010
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CRAPTASTIC

Neo-Con, Airhead Yuppie, Corporate Libertarian or other overpaid, gormless but rich whacko rightwinger. Someone who thinks 45000 Americans dying each year is preferable to free healthcare.

Think Banker who screwed up and despite his self-proclaimed "rugged individualism", went crying to government for a bailout. Upwards of a trillion dollars was given to them at our expense, and despite the fact Bush gave it to them, they now proclaim loudly that the deficit it caused is Obama's fault.
CRAPTASTIC: Cretinous Rabid Anti Progressive Thickhead And Stupid Totally Incompetent Capitalist
by Ingrate2222 September 12, 2010
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craptackular

somthing that is crappy and spectackular all at the same time.
That pizza is craptackular.
by Michael sterns October 27, 2002
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Craptacular

Terrible, horrible, unsightly, minging

(crap + Spectacular)
It was a craptacular show
by Uncle Jim October 11, 2003
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craptop

n. When one takes a shit while their laptop is on their lap
I was eating the turkey meatloaf at the DLG and really needed to take a dump so I took a craptop and got some homework done.
by M-Epstein February 25, 2010
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craptastic

My little brother convinced me to buy medel of honor frontline yesterday, and guess what... it's craptastic
by the real quazy_qual March 20, 2004
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Cripton

Why do you come out with so much Cripton
by 01fieldo June 12, 2008
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