crap on this 

(verb; present tense)

Said when circumstances are no longer adequate to your general interest; over this; fuck this; this sucks; etc.

Can be incorporated into appropriate context.

"Crap on this, I'm going home!"

"Crap on McDonalds, I'm going to Inn'out!"

"Crap on commercials, I'm getting bagel bites!"

"Crap on school! I'm going to be sick tomorrow."

"Crap on the cat, It can feed itself!"

"Crap on this, let's leave!"

"Crap on Vista! where's my old XP install-disc?!"

crap on this by anderson760 April 15, 2009

Crap, slap, nap 

The ultimate hangover cure - big shit, jerk off, and back to bed.

Yo - I am heading back to the room for a CSN - crap, slap, nap.

Crap, slap, nap by O'Dog September 18, 2009

Crap Hammock 

Those hammer style pants. The ones with the saggy bit round the bum. They look like they are their to catch your shite when you have a drunken accident.

What d'ya think of my MC Hammer pants?

Why they're an awesome crap hammock!

Crap Hammock by Rubix crude November 30, 2010

crap shifting 

Passing your crap to a family member, friend or other party. Furniture, appliances, toys, clothing - most of the stuff we have is crap we don't need and eventually crap we don't want. So we shift it to someone else to make room for new crap.

To make room for new furniture, we'll need to do some crap shifting. Maybe your cousin will take the sofa.

Do we really need four kayaks? Maybe we can crap shift a couple to your brother for his family to use.

crap shifting by Riled October 6, 2015

Crap rolling uphill 

Used in the TV show Two and a half Men , usually means impossible to ever happen

Have u ever seen crap rolling uphill , Alan ?

Crap rolling uphill by charlie'wanksta October 2, 2016

crap clap 

when you shit on your hands and clap.

i was at a concert and wanted to be an asshole and crap clap

crap clap by Smilesmuggfer March 31, 2017

crap-slap

When you inadvertently walk into a lingering fart or when someone intentionally leaves a fart cloud for you to walk in to, you've experienced a crap-slap.

Jesus that stinks...thats the worst crap-slap I've ever smelled!

That old man crap slapped the whole room!

crap-slap by Jess Tuchscherer December 11, 2007