buzzer beater

The act of masturbating somewhere you a likely to get caught, but achieving climax and hiding the evidence before getting busted.

I pulled out a sweet buzzer beater in Wades lounge the other night. I managed to stash the evidence under the couch cushion, I bet he won't find it for months!

by rusty g January 9, 2010

Birate

Birate, the bisexual pirate, will rape and pillage anything that moves and twice as often.

arg matey! i be sexy beard! the birate! arg!

by kirsty and casey March 2, 2008

boner beater

The act of thinking of a grenade during school, work or while in any public place to get rid of a raging hard on.

Guy 1:Dude i got a huge boner in school the other day so i thought of that ugly girl from gym and it went right away.
Guy 2:Dude she's a great boner beater.

by yeagabombz June 20, 2011

Wife beater

A person who beats his wife.

"Johnny is a wifebeater"

by Chad May 2, 2003

Meat beater

a person who masterbaits way to much.

yo Scott is a meat beater.

by Jon Simon December 15, 2002

beater burn

like rug burn, but on the genitals of a masterbater after going too long/hard.

OW, fuck! I've got beater burn.

by miss_morningstar December 20, 2008

Beater

A bad snowboarding crash/wipeout. Popular in snowboarding culture. An inevitability for progression in the sport.

He took a beater off that jump.

by ar0nious September 15, 2009