teaser beejer

Just the tip, just a little bit, in the mouth, somewhere south. The art of fellatio with out bringing the man to climax.

Justin from Team America was very frusturated when Heavy H from the Blue team gave him a teaser beejer in the bathroom at the bar after kickball on Sunday.

by Better the Wetter December 15, 2008

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vaginal beer

A beer, fermented using lactic bacteria extracted from a real woman's vagina secretions.

Polish startup company launched a new type of beer, called vaginal beer. It essentially carries the scent of the woman in each bottle.

by dildo777 December 31, 2020

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This is what happens when you drink too much beer. Your abs become squishy and gross and you want to kill yourself. Along with having Beer Abs, you will find yourself talking about party fouls and the good ol' days.

Jimmy's Beer Abs were so squishy, his newborn baby could use them as a trampoline.

by AcidxxTrip December 29, 2007

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Beer

Helping ugly people have sex since 9000 BC.

Can Oog get you beer?

by robertv September 19, 2009

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Beer Tits

1. Large, fleshy appendages on men who are passing towards or who have entered into middleage, where fat from the consumption of beer has accumulated on what was once pectoral muscle.

2. Calcified pectoral muscles gone to flab; closely related to "'That Old Man Needs a Bra' Syndrome".

The blind date fizzled when Sally got a gander at Chuck's beer tits.

Frank Costanza's sagging beer tits were the inspiration for the "Bro" (also known as the "mansiere") which he developed with Cosmo Kramer.

by Tummy AuGratin April 13, 2006

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