Calcified

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The condition one develops from drinking unfiltered tap water. It is used to imply that someone blindly trusts governments and corporations, and is an idiot.

Soyjak: “Hey did you see Biden’s address reassuring everyone that banks are safe?”
Chad: “You’re calcified.”

Calcified by iF_Warrcoww March 15, 2023

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Crucified

When one gets so drunk on a Friday night that they disappear from public life and then reemerge on the third day.

-Where have you been? I haven't seen you in like three days.
-Man, I got fucking crucified on Friday. I didn't leave my bed for the rest of the weekend.

Crucified by Vabe January 15, 2021

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calcification

A change or hardening of tissue through the impregnation of calcium. The process by which specific corals grow.

Calcification of the coral reef took place over may years. Calcification in my breast tissue showed up on my mammogram.

calcification by popcat November 18, 2013

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Coleified

To trash a house/apartment/anything usually happens pretty quick without remorse for picking anything up.

Chuck: "Holy shit dude that party last night was off the chain."
Luke: "I know pimp that was a sweet time...only problem was that our house was totaly coleified."
Chuck: "Ya this is the worst mess i've ever seen."

Coleified by GEM master May 28, 2009

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Crucified Barbara

All-girl heavy metal band from Sweden.

They fucking rule, period. Mia Coldheart is the best female gutiarist ever!

Crucified Barbara's debut album, In Distortion We Trust, came out in 2005. Go listen to it!

Crucified Barbara by SomeBadJOKE June 5, 2007

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crucified

someone that is an ugly ass mothafucka. this person is the most horrendous looking human you have ever seen. if you see someone that is an ugly ass mofo and makes you think “whaddafuck is this creature?” they are crucified.

yo that bih be crucified as hell

crucified by sillyswan22420 November 17, 2021

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Catified

The act of taking something and turning it into a cat, this 'something' could be a human, object, animal, etc. all whilst giving it features to signify what it's supposed to represent/be

"look! I catified this turtle!" he then shower his father a picture of a catified turtle

Catified by Insert inside joke here April 22, 2022

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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