free beer

a myth created by cruel, unfeeling people who live to torture myself and others of my gullible ilk
they spoke of free beer, but when I arrived I was told it was all gone
by HBastard January 11, 2006
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cuntock

Half cunt, half cock. Denotes a general loathing.
"Joseph Stalin was a total fucking cuntock."
by HBastard October 28, 2005
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