Definitions by HBastard

free beer

a myth created by cruel, unfeeling people who live to torture myself and others of my gullible ilk

they spoke of free beer, but when I arrived I was told it was all gone

free beer by HBastard January 11, 2006

Half cunt, half cock. Denotes a general loathing.

"Joseph Stalin was a total fucking cuntock."

cuntock by HBastard October 28, 2005