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bahonkahonk

The automotive version of a badonkadonk, it is the large rear end of a car. Can be easily spotted in parking lots, as the trunk (with junk or without) will take up far more of the aisle than would be considered safe. The driver might have to back out twice to avoid a vehicular booty-bump.
If I back up over your mother, it's not my fault. I can barely see over this car's fat bahonkahonk.
by Topher65 December 30, 2008
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Rabid Baboon

First make your girlfriend do a sexy stripper dance. Then, when you get to the peak of excitement, jump up, thump your chest, swing your arms and spit copius amounts of frothy saliva, all the while making baboon-like sounds. Then pick her up and throw her over your shoulder and carry her to your tree house.
"How did you get on with that new bird from the club??"

"It's not going to work out - she called the police after I gave her the RABID BABOON"
by Daniel B7 January 12, 2009
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glorious baboon

where the chick u are having sex with is not proportional. such as she can be suppper fat but have a tinny ass and tits, or really skinny with huge tits and HUGGGE ass
Dude, i fucked a glorious baboon last night and she came on my lamp.FUCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK its in my hair
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Albino Baboon

People who look like a cross between a pig and a shaved monkey with pink skin, thin lips, straight hair, big eyes, and body hair.
dude, did you see that white dude?

Yeah, he looks like an albino baboon.
by W i s h f u l February 20, 2011
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Bafoon

A small, pixie like creature. Generally has a phobia of their own, such as midgets.
Jodie; you're a f**king bafoon.
by RavingLezbo January 16, 2015
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bahdonkadonk

A very large behind. Common on middle aged American women.
Damn has that woman got a large bahdonkadonk.
by Adriann Chugg November 3, 2004
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Baloon Bum

A girl that is an ass whore (A girl who loves anal sex), and her rump is inflating enormously like a baloon.
"Does Jenny like it in her anal? Cause it looks like she is getting a Baloon Bum!!!"
by Insane V April 12, 2004
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