Boston Taxi

An uncomfortable suspensionless former police vehicle with more than 1 billion miles on the odometer and with objects on the front seat more important than passengers. Usually driven by non english speaking persons with blue-tooth mobile phone implants that are permanently on, resulting in the inability of the driver to communicate regarding the fare, destination, alternative routes or how to turn off the loud advertising video.

Boston Taxi's are powered by gas guzzling pulse engines - resulting in the characteristic "on" "off" cycle as the drivers coax the vehicle forward with the characteristic on again off again pump action on the accelerator.

The Boston Taxi arrived. Only 3 of the 4 in the group could enter due to the front seat being occupied by a sandwich.

We pulsed from Boston to Roslindale, despite the destination being Milton.

by Dr Reason February 25, 2012

boston dangler

its a poo where "try as you might it won't snap off"

I just had a boston dangler and it was still in my arse when it was in the water

by Don Gulliver April 5, 2003

boston blackberry

when recieving oral sex a man positions himself to slams a partners head down so hard on his dick his nuts slap them in the face giving them black eyes.

i gave that bitch a boston blackberry.

by tylor kilgore January 3, 2008

Boston Bisque

The act of having sex with a woman who has a live crab inside of her vagina.

My girlfriend and I tried to do the Boston Bisque, but the crab kept pinching my penis with its claws.

by Clamchowderxxx2323 June 23, 2010

boston college

a place with gothic architecture, where jesuits and other freakishly intelligent people try to teach collar-popping, plex-obsessed, hopelessly drunk and self-centered rich folks' kids. just kidding. that only applies to about 90% of the bc population.

boston college isn't that bad.

by veryhappychica December 29, 2004

Boston Firefighter

An act in which you shit on your partners chest, light it on fire, and give her a golden shower until the fire is out

Melvin: Dude I gave your mom the Boston Firefighter last night

by smokinggun64 September 7, 2007

Boston Boxer

Cross between a male Boston Terrier and a female Boxer. A 3rd generation Boston Boxer X Boston Boxer is classed as a purebred by the Boston Boxer club.

We have three smaller clubs within the Boston Boxer club:

(1) The Big Boston Club.

(2) The Miniature Boxer Club.

(3) The Natural Cut Boxer Club.

We have not been accepted into the AKC or UKC yet, there aren't enough Boston Boxers in existance, but we are doing our own thing for now.

by Erjio LeTreille July 4, 2006