Baggers Smile 

The act of farting when you think there is nobody around only to immediately discover there is someone else there and they DEFINITELY heard it.

Derived from the wry smile and quick glance away when you spot said other person.

Dropped a Baggers Smile in the office today, I didn’t realise Nadine had come in and sat behind me. It was a loud one as well!

Baggers Smile by CF Enterprises July 27, 2021

pollen bangers 

A pollen banger is a joint with pollen (dope) in it and tobacco (boccy)

Pollen bangers are quality

pollen bangers by El cunto February 19, 2017

European Badger Man 

Isa European Badger Man is the lead Hybrid of Europe. He was the first hybrid in Europe ever to have been created. Some thought at the time that a badger was a strange animal for a human to merge with. However years later people have seen the benefits of a human/badger hybrid as European Badger Man has become one of the most influential and iconic political leaders of the world.

Have you ever met a leader who is as iconic and influential as European Badger Man?

European Badger Man by The Rustler June 10, 2017

diseased badger 

The term is used to describe a woman’s vagina if it appears unkempt and in general poor condition.

I ended up sleeping with my best mates great grandmother, after drinking too much moonshine. When I finally got eyes on the prize and she spread her legs, her vagina had the appearance of a diseased badger dude!

diseased badger by Keeno69 January 20, 2022

Fwadger The Badger

To stimulate the vagina in any way.

I gave this guy a pair of sandals for him to fwadger the badger.

Fwadger The Badger by Poo wee wee poo May 1, 2021

Angry Badger

To pull out female partners pubic and/or anul hair with teeth.

I gave Linda an angry badger last nite and im still pulling hair out of my teeth two days later.

Barbera was considered to fat to find an angry badger pleasurable

Angry Badger by mazdainator September 21, 2007

Badgerism 

To infer supiority by dropping obscure facts into loosely related conversations.

Girl 1: Hey, did you see Lisa earlier?
Girl 2: Yeah, she looked pretty sad.
Badgerism Person: -and who had a 1976 hit with "Sad Lisa?"
*silence ensues.*

Badgerism Person: Cat Stevens. *Proceeds to sing several lines as spectators bow to the master of all knowledge.*

Badgerism by Not_a_badger January 8, 2012