war axe

A fierce, unreasonable, judgemental man, usually elderly, who lives alone, has a filthy mouth, and threatens people with a shotgun if they step in his yard; the male equivalent of a "battleaxe."
Old man Rogers pointed a shotgun at the little girl scout for stepping in his yard. He's a freaking war axe
by zombieman132 December 14, 2013
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axe-man

"Meet Jeff, he is the axe-man in the band "Audio Bliss"
by J.C.Superstar December 15, 2019
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Axe the door

The act of reenacting the scene from the movie 'The Shining' where the guy cuts the door and says " Here's Johnny! "
by myeahh November 14, 2016
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dirty Ax

A flaming hot homosexual with a fetisch for seeing people eat Ikea’s schnitzel on top of a raw, still living salmon with a spoon.
“I have a piss-kink, what are you into?”
”I’m a bit of a dirty Ax.”
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sects axe

What religious dyslexics do with each other in the privacy of their bedroom.
They kept a diary detailing their devout if kinky sects axe, confident that if it were ever discovered, no one could decipher it.
by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020
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mad axes

verb. a hip hop term in which an emcee expresses himself very strong, ie. he raps very well.
yo did you see that cat? he was throwing mad axes son!
by West Orlando February 11, 2004
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Axe murderer

When are you gonna figure out you're married to one?
Woman in counseling-So, I married an axe murderer?

Shrink-I'm surprised you're able to ask, especially since you're planning on going home after you leave here. They don't have medicine for people like you ma'am, good day to you.
by Solid Mantis November 12, 2016
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