oral assignment

A blowjob dat a "dirty old man" highschool-teacher or college-professor requests from one or more hot-chick students in his class in exchange for a passing grade in public-speaking.

Da term "oral assignment" could also refer to a schoolwork-related directive whereby either (1) a teacher of either gender catches a pair of students in his/her class performing fellatio on each other, and so said educator makes one or both of said "busted" academic lovers perform an extra/unscheduled public-speaking session as a bribe for da teacher's "keeping mum" regarding said scandalous incident, or (2) a female teacher lets a male student's face venture under her skirt and/or blows him, but also makes him "earn" said delightful privileges and/or her silence regarding them by having to perform one or more public-speaking presentations.

by QuacksO October 20, 2023

reading assignment

Something that teachers assign nearly every night. Students don't usually give a crap and read the assigned material, only to be in shock when there's a quiz on it the next day. On Rate My Professors, they can easily be denoted if they have the Get Ready to Read tag.

I heard our new teacher's a really tough grader. He puts out reading assignments every class and ends up quizzing you on it the next day.

by The Real Driller November 19, 2023

english assignment

the stupid thing that I have to do by monday or im cooked

Agathe: Liam we have to work on our english assignment

Liam: we'll just do it all tomorrow lol

Agathe: its was literally due 3 months ago

Liam: Hmm

by shawtyslikeamelodyinmyhead May 24, 2024

Wyoming asswipe

A very technical sexual act where you bust a huge load on your partner's anal airway and then proceed to wipe it with your cock

I gave my best friend Jesse a Wyoming asswipe, he said he loved it and that we should do it more often

by killerCERV33 December 15, 2025

1.06 Graded Assignment

Instructions:
After finishing the essay please turn it in.

Ugh, Brodin, is 1.06 Graded Assignment so haard.

by SkyKyle February 1, 2021

Can you guys assign me a Cajun French name?

Maybe you guys can assign me a Cajun French name and then I can try to learn the French language and have children with a Cajun girl?

Can you guys assign me a Cajun French name?

by Death Menace September 24, 2022

No roles I didn't personally assign allowed

No. He's just inventing a role for himself that he doesn't actually have and his plan hinges on his ability to trick people into believing that he is something he know that he's not.

Hym Iam "No roles I didn't personally assign allowed. They aren't anything to in relationship to me. They're not my partner, boss, friend, family, associate, collaborator, bro or anything else to me and have no say in anything I do or receive. And they are nothing to you either."

by Hym Iam March 7, 2026