level asian

Anything beyond normal human capabilities, usually only accomplished by those of East Asian decent.

White person: Did you hear David Lee got perfect SAT scores?
Spanish person: Damn, Level Asian!!

by That stereotypical guy. October 3, 2013

Asian Washed

Some one of non-asian decent who is highly confused and believes they were born into the wrong race and are truly asian. They obssess over the people, food, and language.

"Leslie is SO Asian Washed"

by Me! June 1, 2004

asian blur

The blur you see in most asian porn. Covering the genitalia of the participants in said porn causing frustration to the "user".

I was about to get to know myself using some asian porn....couldnt even get hard. The Asian blur was tooo serious.

by Urban Millz August 26, 2014

Asian Cloogy

Hot Asian pussy.....

The Vagina of a person of Asian Descent......preferably one who is attractive.

We went to Thailand to go score some Asian Cloogy.......

I went to the Strip joint and saw some Asian Cloogy....

I got some Asian Cloogy last night.....

by #AlexisMason June 4, 2021

Asian Strict

when parents (of any race) are so strict, they are as strict as asian parents.

Guy 1: can you hang out tonight?
Guy 2: no, im grounded for getting a B+ in science
Guy 1: dude your parents are like asian strict!!

by nikkinikki1861 March 6, 2011

asian dayum

a good looking asian girl or guy.

"that asian dayum fine"

by jimmy stevan October 24, 2016

Alpha Asian

An Asian who exhibits exemplary academic, athletic, musical, and social skill. Is extremely good looking, popular, and has been accepted to every Ivy League school.

Ling ling is an Alpha Asian

by You FBI agent October 15, 2019