Applephile

Someone who holds Apple in high esteem. The kind of person that watches all the keynote speeches, immediately downloads the latest updates, stands in line to buy the latest products, puts Apple stickers in the rear car window, and is totally enamored of all things Apple.

I'm the biggest Applephile I know. I just watched the latest Apple keynote address and can't wait to sleep out to be one of the first people to spend my whole paycheck to buy the newest model of everything that Apple is releasing!

by crumster October 26, 2013

Appletini Crawl

A bar crawl solely with appletinis.

The first ever recorded Appletini Crawl began on January 25th, 2014 at DC Reynolds.

Lush A: I'm looking for a pub crawl theme that is high in alcoholic content, class and or fun, and high in fiber.
Lush B: Have you considered an Appletini Crawl? It has apple.
Lush A: Superb. I'll bring the glow sticks.

by Appletini Crawl Inventor February 1, 2014

apple juice body

someone who has the body shape of a motts apple juice bottle upside down or someone with a muffin top

william those pants arent going to fit you, you got an apple juice body

by ur dad's prostate August 26, 2019

apple girl

She is a girl who LOVES apples. She only takes one bite and then throws them away. She hates boys that start with H and C.

Person 1: Apple girl is WEIRD
Person 2: Is that apple girl? She always wastes them apples.

by The Lol gang January 4, 2020

Apple Snob

A person who only surrounds themselves in the Apple Ecosystem and refuses to leave for any other brand of technology.

My teacher asked if the class could use our Chromebooks to open Google Docs for an assignment, but because I am an Apple Snob, I asked to use my Mac and open Pages instead.

by Dick William Allen April 1, 2020

Applebeesable

A female that is attractive enough physically and mentally to indulge in a one on one Applebees date.

Your girl is hot and chill enough to be applebeesable.

by Coochhitta May 23, 2023

Jazz Apples

Ladies breasts, normally of a more modest size that can be easily held in the hand.

Shane: Have you seen the new girl in the projects department?
Jamie: You mean Becky? She's got lovely pert tits.
Shane: You're right, a lovely pair of jazz apples.

by manxman69 July 14, 2015