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Dulson

A Dulson: when you borrow another persons credit card to buy tickets to an event, but you have to pretend to be that person to the operator.

Becky: Did you get those Darts tickets?
Phil: Yeah, but I had to use Barry's credit card.
Becky: Wicked, you did a Dulson.

by manxman69 October 5, 2010

Jazz Apples

Ladies breasts, normally of a more modest size that can be easily held in the hand.

Shane: Have you seen the new girl in the projects department?
Jamie: You mean Becky? She's got lovely pert tits.
Shane: You're right, a lovely pair of jazz apples.

by manxman69 July 14, 2015