Muffinpusher 

When a man rubs a muffin onto a vagina to add taste to it to make it more enjoyable for him to lick her vagina.

Man #1: Hey, my wife wants me to do something special for her birthday. What should I do?

Man #2: You should try being a Muffinpusher.

Man #1: What's that?

Man #2: Just rub a muffin on her vagina. Trust me she's gonna love it.

Muffinpusher by NotAMuffinpusher August 8, 2012

MuffinBear

A high maintenance, typically spoiled person who has a sweet personality and loves sex and cuddling.

Kelsea is such a MuffinBear.

Her new boyfriend is a total MuffinBear.

MuffinBear by Red dog1 August 27, 2020

meffin 

Ghetto way of saying "messing".

That dude best not be meffin with my car.

meffin by Bobby Now August 25, 2009

muffingasm 

when one experiences an orgasm over one with a muffin top.

While at a party, Kevin experienced a muffingasm over Tina's muffin top.

muffingasm by Muffintop January 23, 2008

man muffins 

The bulge of fat extending over the top of the pants on a man.

Shane Warne has man muffins from eating all the pies

man muffins by ass-monkey May 25, 2006

Tossin Muffins 

When a belligerant ass hole steps up to a fight and throws nothing but weak knuckles; he is tossing muffins.

Malkin be tossin muffins daily

Tossin Muffins by the bake chef May 31, 2009

Blueberry Muffins

Part of the BRO CODE

When a bro is intoxicated and chatting-up a girl (one of exceptionally bad quality), it is ANOTHER bros responsibility to warn his bro of the bad decision he is about to make.

In this situation the term "blueberry muffins" is subtly used as code for "Get the fuck out of there! ABORT ABORT!".

Bro sees his bro in trouble and subtly codes to him: "DUDE!! Lets go get some BLUEBERRY MUFFINS!"

Blueberry Muffins by The blueberry muffin man May 23, 2011