Lockport Township High School

A very unique school where the normal people of society clash with the unwanted and useless (50+%). You can discover people ranging from overweight lesbians seeking to find their identity and gender to beta male weed smokers that chooses vapes and fortnite over females. Here at LTHS you can hear the sounds of education or the sounds of obnoxious whores yapping in the hallway at the same volume of an F-21 Kfir Fighter Jet engline.

What school do you go to?

I go to Lockport Township High School!

Wow, how's it like seeing weekly fights?

It's great!

Lockport Township High School by LTHS Teacher December 11, 2018

Shelby Township

1. A suburb of Detroit

2. Referred to by locals as "The Twip"

3. A place that despite its rapidly growing population offers nothing interesting to do at all

Nick: Hey, wanna do something tomorrow?
Kelsie: Like what? We live in Shelby Township.
Nick: Oh yeah...

Shelby Township by Muffinsami January 29, 2009

Paper towns. 

A town marked on a map that doesn't actually exist and is used to help map making companies avoid being plagarized.

Algoe, New York is a paper towns.

Paper towns. by youfoundher February 6, 2015

townhousehold name 

Not an A-list celebrity, but a B-lister or below. Jules Dash is closer to an A-lister than Carolla can ever be.

Barney: I saw Jimmy Kimmel the other day walking down the street, and believe it or not, about 20 minutes later I saw Adam Carolla in the Ralph’s a couple blocks away.

Ken: Jimmy is an A-list celebrity and a household name, but I don’t know who Adam Carolla is.

Barney: Man Show.

Ken: Oh ya, Carolla is just a townhousehold name…

townhousehold name by the comand'r July 6, 2021

Peters Township High School 

A school in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania with only spoiled white rich kids who are all addicted to drugs and nicotine. The girls have daddy issues and the guys are all fuck boys.

Do you know anyone who goes to Peters Township High School?

Peters Township High School by yummypie December 10, 2019

Ava Townsend 

A tik tok thot likes by many boys however a boy with a large dick who is her friend named Millen finds her very lesbian at times and sees right through her to her mum, Debbie Townsend, who he gets huge boners for. Ava Townsend has a ex named Lucas Walker and sucks off her other dutch Mexican friend, Maarten. If you ever meet her you should know she has 50 layers of makeup on and one lair of plain Mexican Sperm.

Ava Townsend: Let me suck your fat large dick
Maarten: Sure ting
Millen: Just clean up when you're done guys...
Maarten: After this ima go gay and fuck one of ur friends Millen
Millen: I know where my dads gun is
Maarten: k...i wont do anything I swear
Ava: let me suck ur cock now
Maarten: Lets start bby ;)
Millen: I have free v bucks
*Maarten leaves slapping Ava on the face with his wet cock*
Ava ends up in situations where she is constantly dumped after getting fucked.

Ava Townsend by M3LOMemzos March 23, 2019

Pete Townshend 

The greatest mind Rock has ever seen.

Listen to the album 'Quadrophenia' and try to dispute that definition.

Pete Townshend by Steve December 12, 2003