hit me in my fucking jaw

Nicholas and Tyree word tf 🚫🧢

Yo he talking shit tell him hit me in my fucking jaw.

by DontFuckingWorryBoutIt June 9, 2018

Hit me in my jaw

Word by nick and tyree

Hit me in my jaw please bro

by DontFuckingWorryBoutIt June 9, 2018

I will hit you with a metal pole

I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.

The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:

Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.

by a meme definition October 9, 2023

Hit-a-lick

To aquire or obtain goods or cash by means of theft in a quick or "lick"ity split fashion!

Thug 1: yo i hear the kay jewelers on 5th street has only 1 female workin tonight and they have no security guard.

Thug 2: fa sho and they close in 20 mins.

Thug 1: lets get a mask and hit-a-lick!

Thug 2: aight, but first i gotta call my baby momma and let her know im gonna be home late.

by Jonny_Feeva October 18, 2023

hit or Miss

Describes how a spinster may either "score" wif a guy (i.e., "hit on" him to see if he finds her attractive/likeable, and then "hit da mark", as in, have him turn out to indeed be compatible enough wif her for them to get hitched), or "strike out" --- i.e., find him not to be da one for her --- and thus she will remain a "Miss" instead of a becoming "Mrs."

Da famous comedy-film "Runaway Bride" was definitely a prime example of "hit or Miss".

by QuacksO October 19, 2023

when the scot hits the road

car accident in Edinburgh

when the scot hits the road ambulances come speeding

by we make useful shit up November 3, 2023

Hit by a Tree scenario

A scenario, usually brought up at work, in which a tree falls ontop of you the next day.

Usually this is brought up to force you to document your work, so others can continue/finish it if something would happen to you, whether this is you actually dying or you getting replaced by someone cheaper.

Alice: "I just pushed IEEE 802.11mc to the main repo, there is still a lot of work to do."
Bob: "Don't forget the hit by a Tree scenario"

by biosboii November 19, 2023