Kangaroo Jack

The worst movie in the history of the universe. I would not see this movie if you paid me $1,000,000 AND gave me a monkey. When I saw this movie I was praying to see That Darn Cat.

"Kangaroo Jack took up an hour and a half of my life, and I want it back."

by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

jack sparrow

every thing under the sun and more
and the sexest man alive don't for get that too

two beauitful men in one Sex body

by Dayna March 22, 2004

[Jack-hammered]

When one is so hammered (drunk) on drinking large quantiies of Jack Daniels' Whiskey that they don't even know their own name.

Good thing Ray was brought back to the motel last night by his friends, because after drinking a pint of JD he was totally jack-hammered.

by busterboner February 8, 2010

Jack-Tard

A mix between a jackass and a retard. Mainly, it means someone who is really stupid and an asshole.

Man: Hey, queer, dig that hole!
Woman: No, stop being a jack-tard!

by pens0087 July 21, 2009

Jack Jawin'

v. The act of speaking ill of ones opponent.

also: Talking trash, smack talking

Those Masshole Red Sox fans were Jack Jawin' about my Yanks until they got swept this weekend. Jaws ain't jackin' so much anymore.

by dbroooklyn August 11, 2009

Mac jack

Stealing a macbook from someone when they are not paying attention

Jimmy got mac jacked when he wasn't paying attention in class

by LostKeys666 September 16, 2009

Hoe-Jack

a system of designated text's or call times; exchanged between you && your girlfriend/boyfriend, letting you know where they are at all times.

Bro...idk where my girl is or what she's doing; i may need Hoe-Jack.

by BadNewzParish February 25, 2010