Mitchese 

Unintelligible mumbling used as a language by mitchells

Mitch "dsfksglisodifjkshfll"
Ryan "What in the fuck are you trying to say?"
Ben "He's just speaking Mitchese again, no one can understand it"

Mitchese by dirtymitch May 26, 2014

mitch 

a mitch is a male version of a bitch.

kevin hart ain't no mitch.

mitch by bessisbetter August 1, 2014

Mitch Murky 

Mitch; male equivalent of a bitch.
Murky; shady, troublesome. Sometimes associated with a bad odor.

Don't trust the Mitch Murky, he is a shady man bitch that smells bad.

Mitch Murky by Dick-shone-air November 15, 2014

mittenized

Just had mind blowen orgasmic sex with a sexy guy named mittens

She got mittenized last night

mittenized by mittens17 December 2, 2014

mitti 

Long winter trench coat, past the knees

That dude is sporting a bad ass mitti

mitti by icysteel December 8, 2014

Mits 

When the majority of the female breast tissue, is composed of muscle.

Your mits look mighty fine in that sports bra.

Mits by Rockhugger January 27, 2015

mitch's mason 

The act of filing a mason jar of semen

I finally complete the Mitch's mason challenge

mitch's mason by Itsyourboi March 7, 2015