Best friend

Your favorite bitch who sends you cute boyfriend texts because your forever alone

My best friend loves sending me shit

by Iloveuinicorns December 15, 2019

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Fake Friend

A person who says they’re your friend, but doesn’t do the actual friend part.

Timmy is a fake friend. (He makes you feel like a sack of shit by not talking to you.)

by calebleo3 December 26, 2019

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Friend of Epstein

A euphemism for someone who a suspected pederast or pedophile.

Fred was always dating teenage girls, so I wondered if he is a friend of Epstein.

by svenjamie December 28, 2019

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Fake friend

A person who hangs out with you, so they're popular like you. When you fall, they then attack you.

Murray fake friend likes to hang with him, to be seen. But whenever he's not around, he'll attack him.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd January 1, 2020

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Just Friends

The term usally used to signify that a girl and a guy are just friends. But can some times be uses in a more sad way by saying that their just friends and one of them maybe likes them

Zach: OH MY GAWD R U LIKE DATING
James: UGH NO WERE JUST FRIEND'S(use 1)
Riley: yeah just friends (use 2)

by THAT-ONE-GAY-FURRY October 2, 2019

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Potato friend

1. A trifling person who acts like a friend, but instead shills their smelly oils and MLM based products down your throat.
2. A friend that retrieves potatoes.

Susan and Karen make the perfect pair of potato friends.

by Ohmygollywolly October 7, 2019

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