dick splasher 

A whore with a vagina so loose that you can hear your dick splash inside.

-Would you have sex with Britney Spears?
-No man that's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
-Yeah you can probably hear your dick splash.
-She's a definite dick splasher!

dick splasher by realmenofgenius February 17, 2009

Dick Booger 

This is what is found on a touch screen of a TV or computer display in a bar restroom. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.

"I was in RampHearts Bar and noticed mad dick boogers on the touch screen LED TV over the urinal. I told Cameron to have someone wipe it off"

Dick Booger by kerb-stirer January 15, 2017

dick dingers 

Dick dingers is the act of two men snorting drugs off eachothers erect penises then having anal sex afterwards

Mike: Hey Matt wanna come over and do some dick dingers later?

Matt: Yeah sure if your boyfriends not home.

dick dingers by Naw way November 11, 2018

Weak Dick 

To fuck really bad, making you have weak stroke game. Unapproved by all women.

Melvin Ellis has weak dick so I broke up with him.

Weak Dick by Sexcgirl19 November 11, 2015

Pull a Dick Cheney 

To pull a Dick Cheney is to shoot someone in the face, often times claiming it was an accident or saying you thought they were a quail.

Stop-it or I'll pull a Dick Cheney on you!

Pull a Dick Cheney by upsdnz February 26, 2008

Free The Dick

exclamation in response to guy's dicks being imprisoned and censored similar to free the nipple but funnier made by (Funzzzies DasFez)

at a protest for free the nipple yells FREE THE DICK
at an LGBT rally Yells FREE THE DICK
Free the nipple male equivalent

Free The Dick by FUNZZZIES DASFEZ April 27, 2017

dickshaft 

a person who is being a total ridiculous jerk
slang originating in the northwest areas of Chicago

He just stood me up!
What a dickshaft!

dickshaft by caago August 21, 2009