Showerbacon

To lose ones position amongst their piers as an alpha male. Therefore becoming a surrogate female.

Keep that up and you'll end up being Showerbacon for Bubba.

Speaking to another prisoner, "Shut up bitch, Jonny Fail is my Showerbacon!"

by Willy Shakespeare January 7, 2013

Showem

"Nick name" for a female who likes to show her boobs to everyone. Also tends to be blond also.

To day I saw showem's boobs and they were very nice.

by Porthos February 1, 2005

slower than the line out of hell

An expression used to describe anything that is very, very slow. (since a line of people waiting to get out of Hell would logically not move at all!)

Cell phone call:
Guy: Hi, I'm going to be a bit late.
Girl: Why?
Guy: I'm at the grocery store and this line is slower than the line out of hell!
Girl: Well, get here when you can!

by prisoner626 December 18, 2008

showrunner

Any person that gets the job DONE.

What does she do there? She’s the showrunner.

by MrsMagee May 30, 2019

showering

To shower. Code for male masturbation and blowin giz all over the place.

After Emmanuel talks to me he puts up his away message that says "showering"

by Emily January 31, 2004

Showergun

the act of shotgunning either Natural Light, Rolling Rock, Blue Light, or an acceptable substitute while simultaneously cleansing oneself in the shower.

Matt wanted to pregame kegs and eggs but hadn't showered yet, so he showergunned a few cans of natty and was good to go.

by TheShowergunner October 6, 2011

Showered

so fresh and clean like soapy but with a hint of embarrassment like salty It's coming back into terminology

He's new clothes are showered

by JaydenisShowered December 29, 2011