John Thomas 

Usually a large man that loves bojangles, working with children, and Saying phrases like “Hey Buddy”

“Hey did you see that guy he looks like a John Thomas”

John Thomas by Backdoor Bill September 14, 2018

John Wayne It 

After having unprotected sex, the woman is left full of semen and as such has to do a John Wayne type walk to the bathroom to clean up, trying not to get cum running down her legs.

After we had sex, I had to John Wayne It to the bathroom real quick incase we woke his Dad up!

John Wayne It by Melanie M September 22, 2005

John F. Kerry 

Extreme Massachusetts liberal, in the mold of other famous Democrat failures such as Michael Dukakis and Walter Mondale.

Unable to keep his lies straight:
"I actually did vote for the $87 billion, before I voted against it."

John F. Kerry lost the 2004 Presidential election in a landslide of the magnitude not seen since 1984.

John F. Kerry by Tom April 30, 2004

john 5 

The best guitar player ever. Marilyn Manson kicked him out of the group for no reason. Hottest man ever.

What stupid ass would kick the best guitar player ever out of his group?
Marilyn Manson

john 5 by asilayatreyu June 9, 2004

John's dirty laundry

When you take a dirty sock, ball it up, and shove it in a girls ass. You then take it out, put it on your dick and then proceed to fuck her pussy.

"Hey Man, I heard from nancy that you gave her a John's dirty laundry." "You bet your ass I did...get it...ass."

John's dirty laundry by Michael David December 1, 2006

john deered 

getting dumped/ breaking up with girl friend

1.(verb) Hey how are you and "x" girl?
O she john deered me!

john deered by Ryan W231 September 6, 2005

john the gayboy 

A guy who is in deep love with girls, yet somehow can't manage to get any. john

manage love somehow john the gayboy

john the gayboy by dwym February 22, 2011