Blue sunrise

Jordan is gay

Here comes blue sunrise boy.

by Faggyclaus69 December 15, 2019

rhythm and blues

Refers to the oft-experienced "before and after" progression with a new sex-partner --- you initially share some nice "bouncy rhythm" with said hot hunk/chick, but then the relationship quickly falls apart afterwards when you both see how different in personality or otherwise incompatible you actually are, and so you're subsequently left alone and "feeling the blues".

Selfish and insensitive-minded Bill Clinton was accustomed to going through women like water through a faucet, and so he generally didn't have much in the way of "rhythm and blues" issues... once he'd had his "bouncy tempo" fun with one lady, he would generally just turn his back on her and then go charm another naive cutie into his bed, leaving a disgraceful trail of broken hearts (and innumerable unacknowledged half-siblings of Chelsea's, thanks to his usually "riding the lady bareback" --- i.e., without using condoms) in his wake.

by QuacksO December 20, 2019

Blue Monster

When you sit in the port-o-potty to take a dump and your turd splashes the blue water from beneath right on your tant

Fuck man, I took a shit in the john and the blue monster got my balls wet.

by Goat0117 May 15, 2019

blue alaskan

To twist your balls in a circle then dip them in snow

“Dude I’m so fucking sore, my girlfriend blue alaskaned me last night”

by iHaveSeriousProblems May 23, 2018

Blue Batman

Edging your boyfriend and right before climax Look him in the eyes and tell him his parents are dead

Friend 1: Yeah Jennifer blue batman’d on Saturday. Friend 2: I am sorry for your loss

by IkeKong January 4, 2018

Blue Toes

The act of painting you’re toenails blue for attention/publicity.

Lil Pump: Y’all I just painted my fucking toenails blue.
6 dogs: Hopping on my wave and shit👀
Random Fans: “Blue Toes” are mad drip, save some pussy for us guys too though☹️

by Au$tiñńnisëdgÿbîtçh April 13, 2020

Blue Mind

Having a blue mind, is the same as being dirty minded; a person that is blue minded thoughts’ are perverted and simple ideas and sentence become filthy, sexual, or gory inside their heads.

Tom: Hey did you hear what to James did the other day? He totally went down on Lisa.
Amber: He did what?!
Tom: Yeah, he tripped over his shoelaces and fell onto Lisa. They both have a big bruise now.

Amber thought Tom meant the other meaning o going down, so she was blue minded. And if you thought that too, so are you.

by ——M—— June 4, 2020