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A concatenation of the slang bling (i.e. flash, ornamental, tacky) and the computer hardware suffix "top" (e.g. desk-top, lap-top, palm-top), "bling-top" refers to the non-tan, non-black, non-grey genre' of lap-top computers being sold today.

Typically these are silver, colored alloy, or just plain whacky looking and have several hot-keys.

Bling-top is most often used in a business/professional environment where flashy isn't always a good thing.
"Did you see Parker's bling-top? The client thought he looked like a pimp"
Bling-top by Tony March 30, 2004
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Mountain top 

A hot man. Muscular and very attractive. Something you say so the person doesn't know that you're talking about them.
"The crew called 'mountain top' when the attractive customer walked into the store."
Mountain top by ChelseaDudley March 29, 2015
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choc top 

just got a choc top in the car park
choc top by farahiscool July 20, 2021

Green Top 

A girl kicking/hitting/punching/etc a boy in the balls
"Avery green topped Gus!"
"Owww!!!"
Green Top by ItsCritic May 9, 2020
The group of small shops around the BP garage that Olavians aged 16-18 pay homage to at lunchtimes throughout the year. Often referred to as just U.T.
"Oi lads, U.T at lunch?"
"Where's that freak Rooney?" - "Up Top probably"
Up Top by Cyberbull October 18, 2009

Muffin Top 

A girl who is fat and wearing pants too tight therefore spilling over the top of her pants in a muffin top fashion.
"That is the sickest muffin top I've ever seen"
Muffin Top by Ashley Spence August 8, 2006

muffin top 

Sometimes sold at 7 Eleven stores and popularized by Seinfeld. Also, cute and preppy young gay men who summer on Nantucket and prefer to be, well, on top.
After going sailing off the coast of Nantucket, Trent hooked up with Brian who is a total muffin top.
muffin top by Marc1 September 10, 2008