Boner on top

A sex position where the male sits on top of the woman while she's lying down, faces away from the woman, and bounces up and down on nothing (while he has a boner)

Bro I totally did boner on top with your mom last night

by Harvey bonerstein July 20, 2021

Vienna Top-off

When you're jacking off and you can't finish so you call in a homie to finish you off.

Yesterday I was jacking off in my room, and I couldn't finish until I had John give me a Vienna Top-off

by DavQ November 9, 2021

tippy top

(In reference to sexual intercourse) When a shorter partner is topping a taller partner.

"Get over here and tippy top me, shorty"

by queermunculus October 24, 2023

Sharpener Top

A sharpener top is a top or dominant who typically doesn't give penetrative acts, but is still very much not a bottom. Much like how a sharpener shapes a pencil, it can be inserted into but it does not insert itself. Sharpener tops tend to prefer kink play such as bdsm without the need for penetrative acts.

Friend 1: Your new boyfriend looks like such a bottom.

Friend 2: nah bro he's a sharpener top, he made me f*ck him then chained me to the headboard. I've still got bruises.

by SlightlyStressed August 26, 2025

Muffin top

An extremely rude insult to a person with an oversized midriff.

Can be used to discribe someone with a short blunt cock and small full-moon plate sized boobs.

You muffin top

Omg he must have a muffin top dick

Ewwww muffin top

by Seabass101 May 20, 2019

Top shottally

Adverb
As a top shotta/in the ways of a top shotta
How a top shotta operates

Kurlon is a top shotta he does things top shottally

by Wise King Solomon January 1, 2023

Tippy Top

A feminine male top. Typically a gay male who's feminine but prefers to top instead of bottom.

Person 1: "How is that guy a top? He's so feminine!"
Person 2: "He's a Tippy Top! Fem guys can be tops too!"

by ibishum February 21, 2025