A much more suitable plural form of the word "muffin." Why is it more suitable? It looks much cooler than the word "muffin," plus it is damn fun to say!
To have your muff tamed by a professional such as one who would would have a pedicure or manicure. There are various ways of taming the muff - professional shave, wax, tweeze, colour job - the professional creates a unique style for each individual muff.
A cornucopia of muffin related items in combination with a doughnut. I.E. a Blueberry Muffnut!
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One who enjoys the experience of muff diving, to the extreme as to where they could be considered a "nut"
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One who enjoys the experience of frolicking in womans vagina head first!
a scandaloussituation that occurs when a comely female co-worker or co-ed exposes her whisker bisquit and receives a charge--or even a proposition.
(1)Liza and Dave were alone in the Sauna when we arrived, and, make no mistake about it, Liza didn't make even a half-hearted attempt to cover her cuchi. We're talking muffingate!
(2) "Did you see Liza benching?"
"Yeah, muffingate!"