Skip to main content
A much more suitable plural form of the word "muffin." Why is it more suitable? It looks much cooler than the word "muffin," plus it is damn fun to say!
"Man, those muffi were delicious this morning!"
muffi by Nich-o-Las April 2, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
A guy who’s usually buff and the sweetest man alive. He’s a keeper. Also has the prettiest eyes.
Californian chick: Oh damn who’s he.

Kenna : oh yeah he’s Muffi
Muffi by Take-n-bake November 12, 2018
Used to define a man who acts like a complete pussy and is a big wuss
Daam Jerry is turning into a Muffi
Muffi by Ass654 November 6, 2018
Miluju tě muffi
muffi by Czeie December 19, 2018

Crust muffin 

When Emma chamberlain’s makeup is crusty at the end of the day and not blended
I look like a crust muffin
Crust muffin by Abadabadu March 12, 2018

Muffin kisses 

When you give a vagina a little peck on the lips with your face lips, just to let her know you’re there. Step one of eating out a vagina.
My girlfriend loves when I give her muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.
Muffin kisses by Miguel el Nappy October 31, 2020

muffinhead 

An insult almost exclusively used by BadBoyHalo.
Dream: kills BBH
BadBoyHalo: YOU MUFFINHEAD!!!!!
Sapnap: *laughter*
muffinhead by StandUserLeon September 25, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
Next