check the quality of the turf

(verb.) To examine the quality of a woman's lotus patch.

'you hooked up with a burner didn't you?'
'...thought she was nice, said it was her first time...'
'you've always got to check the quality of the turf before you step out onto the field.'

check the quality of the turf by joel, katie, kevin October 24, 2006

Nip the tip 

Verb. When something brushes across the tip of the man stick, causing brief pain and/or a good facial expression after sudden surprisement from a brief touch, such as from a hand or cold water.

"Man that pitcher threw close! That ball nearly nipped-the-tip!"

"When I walk into a pool with a slope downward, I hate the point where the water nips-the-tip, cause MAN is it cold!"

"I think that girl likes me! She gave me a little tip-nip as she walked past!"

"When you nip the tip, you shrink a little"

Nip the tip by dbsoldguydavid August 26, 2009

Spackling the Tile 

Masturbating and ejaculating in the shower

One dude to his roommate: Damn why do you always take the longest showers dude?

Roommate: Spackling the tile!

Dude: That is like jacking our electric bill for all the wasted hot water.

Roommate: The electric bill is jacked from watching porn too.

Spackling the Tile by sarasplayroom.com September 2, 2010

Putting the team on your back 

To score a touchdown with a broken leg. Like Green Bay wide receiver Greg Jennings.

Dawg you gotta be putting the team on your back man, like Greg Jennings!

Putting the team on your back by f-ck you gumby February 27, 2011

Ralph the third 

When you put the penis of a dead corpse in your mouth and have a buddy jump on it's stomach so that all the dead juices squirt into your mouth. While they do this, someone else shoves a condom filled with frozen poop up their butt and your buddy pukes in the other guys mouth.

Tom,frank, and john just had a Ralph the third" "No way?! Nasty!

Ralph the third by Ralph the third September 25, 2011

Stuffing the Turkey 

When you rapidly finger your girls pussy

Bro I was stuffing the turkey so hard last night

Stuffing the Turkey by _74 December 1, 2016

shake the tail 

When you've farted in a building while on the move and you take an indirect route to your destination in order to shake off the smell, disperse it and make it more difficult for those around you to track the source of the fart.

"Hey, what took you so long?"

"Sorry buddy, I had a huge curry last night, had to shake the tail, so I zig-zagged around the halls for 5 minutes"

shake the tail by TheMuzz March 21, 2017