Hell and Jesus

very skilled, able, talented or proficient

Eric Clapton was Hell and Jesus with a Gibson Les Paul in his hand. John Force is Hell and Jesus in a funny car. Hank Arron was Hell and Jesus at the plate with a Louisville Slugger. Rambo is Hell and Jesus with a machine gun.

Hell and Jesus by Jon64Bailey January 16, 2008

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jumpin jesus

1. nickname for the Son of God in his triple jumping years, also see jebus

2. (usually preceded by "great") an exclamation

Great jumpin Jesus, you scared the crap out of me!

jumpin jesus by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

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jesus • Jesus Christ • Jesus freak • jesus h christ • Jesus Juice • jesuspieces • jesus tits • jesusfuck • Jesus loves you • Jesus of Suburbia

kinky jesus

the girl puts her back against the wall and spreads her arms like jesus on the cross. then the guy faces the girl in that exact same position and starts thrusty. KINKY TO THE MAX!

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kinky jesus by Alex, Jazmin, Chris,Yat September 5, 2007

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I saw Jesus

As in, 'I had a blast', i had an epiphany, i went into extase.

The reaction you have when something triggers your system into releasing a lot of dopamine into your brain.

background unknown.

Frankie Knuckles was deejaying and I saw Jesus.

I saw Jesus by mr. v April 26, 2004

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jewish jesus taco

When a male and a female has sex, and the male's penis is cut off by the female and the male summons a fire dragon to kill the female.
Sometimes, it can also mean:
When each end of a bottle is put into a vagina/ass of a female/male and the bottle breaks. If it is 'ass' and 'male' it is commonly known as Jewish Jesus Sausage.

"Me and Bobby did the 'Jewish Jesus Taco'."

jewish jesus taco by [UNKNOWN] December 7, 2013

beat the lord jesus

Rural Irish colloquialism expressing astonishment, disbelief, or even admiration for any random fact.
Variants include "Beat the Holy man" when in polite company, and "Beat the fuck" when amongst friends.

"Johnny down the road turned his tractor over on the road the other night after drinking 14 pints in the local"
"Beat the Lord Jesus!"

"I went to Africa on holiday, and it was 45C every day there"
"Beat the fuck."

beat the lord jesus by niamh o'toole March 28, 2008

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tears of jesus

a tasty drink

jamal: "nigguh i love koolaid. that shit is tears of jesus

tears of jesus by iamjaredcool November 28, 2009

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