The definitive sound system for a car driven by a bogan. Usually associated with Australian western suburbs, a two-blocker is a car fitted with fully sick sub woofers and stereo system which can be heard from at least two suburban blocks of the sounds origin. Sadly, 99% of the music is of the 'doof-doof' variety. Drivers of a two-blocker have other interests such as "even more fully sick cars with louder two blockers"

"Ahhhh yuleh, I fully heard this sick two blocker pumpin' past the house"
"Sick, what a siiiick c**t"

two blocker by sixwedgenine November 10, 2005

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cock blockward

Any sort of situation* in which an awkward moment, usually created by a foul move on the part of one of the sexually interested, prevents an individual from having sexual relations with their "target" over the course of the night.

*including, but not limited to parties, tailgates, bonfires and thirsty thursdays

Skyler: So bro, it was totally going with this chick. She kept complimenting my flow and everything. Then, out of no where, my boy came up and iced me in front of my slam piece. She totally dipped!
Brad: Dude! You didn't get to sleep with her? Totally cock blockward!

cock blockward by kit fistbro November 10, 2010

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Otto's Magic Blocks

A children's computer game consisting of a small, pink blob with stubs for legs and bright shining eyes, bouncing through a magical world of rainbows and ice cream and candy. This world is believed to represent the inner workings of the mind and soul of Sir Paul McCartney.

Ringo: "Hey Paul, have you played Otto's Magic Blocks?"
Paul: "I am Otto's Magic Blocks."

Otto's Magic Blocks by K. E. M. August 10, 2009

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Black Ops Widow

A woman who has lost those cozy, cuddly nights with her husband or significant other to the Call of Duty game, Black Ops.

Who? My husband? In bed before midnight? Dude, no way! I'm a Black Ops Widow!

Black Ops Widow by ljenator January 15, 2011

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