The great jahoogie
Today was a rainy day, there for kyle locked the door and did the great jahoogie while listen to smooth jazz.
The great jahoogie by justinbasketball November 6, 2010
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The New Jersey Monster
Fear the NJ Monster for it is fucking huge.
It's like New Jersey only... it's A MONSTER!!!!!!
It's 300 MILES TALL and it kills SPACESHIPS
It's also as WIDE AS NICO RAAAAWWWWGGGG!!!!!!!
It's legs are made of "SUPER IRON" RRRAWWWGGGG!!!! which is like IRON exept it's LIKE FLESH only it's made of A MILLION BILLION BLACK HOLES.
It's body is made of WHITE HOLES which neutralizes the black hole's gravity vacumes,
it's CLAWS are made of SUPER NOVAS and when they hit stuff it causes another SUPER NOVA
It's face is made of trees EVIIIILLL TREES and its TEETH are made of HELL the real HELL that DANTE wrote about, exept they're TEETH EVVVILLL HELL TEETH RRRAAWWWGGG.
and he's gonna get YOU
RRRRAWWWWGGG!!!!
It's like New Jersey only... it's A MONSTER!!!!!!
It's 300 MILES TALL and it kills SPACESHIPS
It's also as WIDE AS NICO RAAAAWWWWGGGG!!!!!!!
It's legs are made of "SUPER IRON" RRRAWWWGGGG!!!! which is like IRON exept it's LIKE FLESH only it's made of A MILLION BILLION BLACK HOLES.
It's body is made of WHITE HOLES which neutralizes the black hole's gravity vacumes,
it's CLAWS are made of SUPER NOVAS and when they hit stuff it causes another SUPER NOVA
It's face is made of trees EVIIIILLL TREES and its TEETH are made of HELL the real HELL that DANTE wrote about, exept they're TEETH EVVVILLL HELL TEETH RRRAAWWWGGG.
and he's gonna get YOU
RRRRAWWWWGGG!!!!
The New Jersey Monster by Alexander D'Arata-Newby March 13, 2004
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The Fizzy Jizzy Drink
While receiving a blowjob, cum in the girl's mouth while pouring the soft drink "Squirt" on her head and mouth.
"Awwww yeah we stopped by the store for a can of Squirt and headed back to the house 'cause she wanted The Fizzy Jizzy Drink
The Fizzy Jizzy Drink by Seeyouinvegas December 29, 2009
The Ken Jennings Show
1. A game show otherwise known as Jeopardy, particularly since they no longer limit how many times the same contestant can appear on the show.
2. A steady source of income for the Mormon Church since Ken Jennings tithes 10% of his gross.
2. A steady source of income for the Mormon Church since Ken Jennings tithes 10% of his gross.
My wife is watching The Ken Jennings Show. I think she's waiting to see if the church and the state can tax Ken into poverty. Otherwise, there isn't much suspense.
The Ken Jennings Show by Downstrike November 8, 2004
The Moose Jaw
The fine art of two gentlemen penetrating one lucky lady's ears (picture: antlers). While simutaneously ejaculating, they punch her in the jaw as she emits a moose call.
The Moose Jaw by delton1010 October 6, 2010
The Lebron James
The Lebron James is when someone sneaks around with a handful of flower, finds a victim, throws the flower in or around the face of the victim, and simply just shouts LEBRON JAMES.
Jimmie: Yo blake, what did u do last night?
Blake: Oh not much, just gave Brett The Lebron James.
Jimmie: Oh shit. Thats Epic.
Blake: It defineltly got Heated after that.
Blake: Oh not much, just gave Brett The Lebron James.
Jimmie: Oh shit. Thats Epic.
Blake: It defineltly got Heated after that.
The Lebron James by bubblesoxdz November 9, 2010
up the butt johnson
the act in which one person inserts an object into the poop chute of another. similar to fisting. one usually screams "up the butt johnson!!!" when performing an up the butt johnson. best used when the receiver doesn't see it coming. stealth greaty enhances the experience of an up the butt johnson.
PERSON A: (while giving PERSON B an up the butt johnson) "UP THE BUTT JOHNSON!!!!!"
PERSON B: ah what the hell man! that hurts my crack!
PERSON A: lol! i just thrusted my phone in your ass!
PERSON B: ah what the hell man! that hurts my crack!
PERSON A: lol! i just thrusted my phone in your ass!
up the butt johnson by upthebuttjohnson July 19, 2012