I’m dead

A clarifying statement that one is no longer performing biological functions. Often used to remind someone why they will not be joined for dinner or any other social function involving the inquiring party.

Hey redacted, I had a really good time last week, would you like to go out again?

I’m dead.

I’m dead by Bricked March 12, 2021

i suck at editing. 

A term used in Nepali twitter to show off your extra hot body.

Chaman ko i suck at editing. ta wild hot thiyo yaar!

i suck at editing. by VaxoDai March 23, 2021

I always come back 

William Afton said: “I always come back!”

Peepaw Willy said: “I always come back! Burn me how much ya want”

I always come back by CassBrooks March 20, 2022

I DO apologize 

Rather than taking responsibility or solving a problem that a company has caused you, they just use the three litte words to end the matter: "I DO apologize" with the emphasis on "DO". What they are really saying is "I DON'T apologize, nor do I give a damn about you, or the inconviences and money we have cost you, now hang up the phone and let me get back to my sandwich!"

After dinging the customer's credit card a third time, the phone clerk responded, "Yes I see we have overbilled you and caused your credit score to be lowered do to a mistake we have made but it is past 30 days and there is nothing we can do about it, I DO apologize".

I DO apologize by Rich Friedland March 15, 2009

I call shenanagins 

When you feel a situation is too wild or unbeleivabe and can not be true, you have the rights to "call shenanagins"

guy1:guess wat dude
guy2:wat
guy1:i just won the jackpot, helped cure cancer, and made out with your sister all in one night
guy2: uh-un i call shenanagins on that shit

I call shenanagins by datdude42 September 1, 2009

i want you so bad like literally 

It means that, he/she misses you and wants you next to them. IN PERSON Also, it means he/she loves you.

i want you so bad like literally

i want you so bad like literally by xtra_ordinary_queen_zia January 18, 2017

I R TEH PWnZ0R 

1. A person who has "pwned" someone or something in a online game

2. A type of dinosaur (that I will name when I discover a new species of dino!)

1. victim-OMFG HAX HE R KILLD MAH LEVEL 1000!!!

pwnz0r- NOEZ HAX I R TEH PWNZ0R

2. teacher- And in this picture we have the pwnz0r now can anyone tell me how many bones it has?

I R TEH PWnZ0R by Undeadgophers February 20, 2010