Getting A Job 

Bullshit that responsible people do.

Getting A Job is stupid.

Getting A Job by Chris 98 January 13, 2022

Hand job 

What a man has to give himself when he really wants a woman to give him a blow job.

Wilma won't give head to Fred
So when he stretches out in bed
He gives himself hand jobs instead.

Hand job by hermes April 19, 2003

italian job 

the act of receiving any type of sexual favor from a person obviously of Italian heritage

I would love an Italian job from Tony.

italian job by K Gas October 19, 2003

bob job 

fellatio technique for which the terms suck and blow do not adequately describe.

She gives one heck of a bob job!

bob job by penguin71 June 11, 2006

Dr. Rim Job 

The most bad-ass mother fucker you will ever meet. hobbies including rimming peoples ass holes until death.

don't mess with the rimmer.

Im Dr. Rim Job bitch, and today ill be licking your asshole. i mean PROSTATE EXAM!!!

Dr. Rim Job by Dr. rim job March 20, 2008

Purge Job 

A sexual act in which a woman or a man goes down on an erect penis, jamming the penis down his/her throat until he/she chokes on the penis and purges all over the penis and balls; following the purging, he/she proceeds to finish the man off with his/her mouth or hand, using the throw-up as a lube.

Becky and Bob took turns giving Rick a purge job, each enjoying the taste of eachother's green lube.

Purge Job by TheSean January 9, 2006

Gackt Job 

1. Full plastic surgery to your face (Nose job, Chin job, etc.)

2. Having sexual intercourse for 8 hours straight.

Yuu::That gackt job was exhausting::

Gackt Job by SunnyBby July 6, 2009