dat thick water 

The act of Black guys in a pool and the grease from the guys heads washes off and they get out and the water looks all thick.

"Ayyyyyyyyeeeeee Valerie like swimming in dat thick water"

dat thick water by beast of all people December 15, 2011

can't hold water 

When you confide in someone and they immediately tell someone else when you told them not to

Cant keep a secret

I told Alicia furtively about my vaginal disease and the next day I found out that she told her boyfriend, and the cheer team! Black people can't hold water for nothing!

can't hold water by Cindyloohoo March 5, 2014

Dark Water 

The worst movie ever made, in which absolutely nothing happens, although the entire movie soundtrack makes you think something is about to. Its name has become synonymus with describing the worst possible example of something.

George W. Bush is the Dark Water of US presidents.

Dark Water by WakemasterC September 16, 2005

salt water sprinkler 

when one does not urinate after sexual intercourse until hours later when the remaining "left-over" semen dries up in the urethra, creating the pee to spray in many directions...also known as the "laser light show"

salt water sprinkler by Anonymous November 17, 2002

Aztec Water Fall 

While having sexual intercourse pull out unexpectedly and push your parter off the bed (to the floor) and ejaculate down on them(this will give them the sensation of fallin under a waterfall)

Pam sure was upset about getting hurt when i gave her an aztec water fall.

Aztec Water Fall by Feezley February 5, 2010

Brown Water 

Slang term for Crown Royal Canadian Whisky

Some brown water, man. Want one?

Brown Water by du hell0o0o0 December 15, 2010

mexican water

water found in most mexican towns will cause problems for gringos!

You must eat Mucho chile peppers when in Old Mexico it Kill the bugs in mexican water. Downside is: U know it hurts when it comes out! Oh yoy yoy comasita shamanitia es muy hot-a-leta !!!

mexican water by itichie_nocanpoo June 11, 2006