Touchy-passy

The act in which you grope someone's ass as they're walking past you

Thing 1: Dude I totally fondled that chicks ass as she strutted past me

Thing 2: Ooo, a touchy-passy

by I'mamotherfucker October 9, 2011

touchables

goodies, charmcasters, anything that you want to touch on the member of the opposite sex, not always easy to do so, but you still might be able to.

YOOO! I saw this thick chick and she had a pair of touchables..

by sm6825/twiggle February 25, 2012

touchilish

Adj. Ultra-sensitive to being touched. Causing laughter or twitching movements by touch alone; without having to be tickled.

"Did you notice how he squirmed and laughed when she placed her hand near his armpit? He is so touchilish. "

by Gymnaschic April 29, 2014

Toucheda

A combination of You Too, and Surpise. Most Commonly used as a comeback retort.

"What's as bright a the moon?"
"Her ass"
'Her' - "Toucheda!"

by AeonZeon April 3, 2015

touchysaurus

A very rare humanoid that resembles a long lost dinosaur. It likes to creep around and will pop up when you least expect it, sometimes you can see them in photos, also known to photo bomb. It is a rare sighting, so count yourself lucky and make a wish should you see one in your lifetime.

Holly - Omg! That's an amazing photo.

Leia - dear me! Is that a TOUCHYSAURUS in the background ? We must buy a lotto ticket!

by Brukbruk October 14, 2015

touching my tablet

The act of repeatedly slapping the vagina. Then the clitoris.

Mike was touching my tablet last night on our honeymoon.

by Idk😰 March 24, 2016

touching my hat

The act of delivering a message to someone by using double meanings and involving third parties or even mass media.

The message is usually covered by a supposed to be weird sense of humour and can have disastrous consequences such as destroying relationships, causing depression or having the career jeopardized by losing the job.
It is not unusual that the sender is that immature, villain and coward that if asked to have a direct discussion flees away or even claim a friendzone after the damage done through the prank done.

She was touching my hat while her fuckbuddy was making a parody of the love letter I sent her

by Sombrero Tocado September 3, 2016