Skip to main content

Morphy's Law

Refers to the often-experienced situation of frustration and lack of progress/advancement caused by the infamous "double-face" that so many lazy/selfish/insensitive people rapidly vacillate between, depending on current conditions --- one moment they may be robustly cheerful and agreeably open-minded, and then if someone mentions an unwelcome subject or task, they suddenly "morph" into an irritable depressed "limp rag" who does not wish to bestir himself or cooperate/assist in any way.
Morphy's Law: The level of energy/patience/good humor that someone possesses is in direct inverse proportion to the desirability of the topic under discussion, the amount of strenuous labor involved in a proposed task, etc.
by QuacksO January 4, 2017
mugGet the Morphy's Law mug.

Summit Law

The ancient art of worshipping summit1g these texts are written and stored on sacred grounds Shaq protects these with his life and is devoted in the religion of summit.
sax- "Summit lives in cali right?"

shaq- "he lives in Colorado you don't even know the summit law...."
by Sax#9999 December 1, 2019
mugGet the Summit Law mug.

Murphy Law

Murphy's law dictates that all can go wrong eventually will.
Julie is such a living representation of Murphy law.
by fxlesaint December 2, 2019
mugGet the Murphy Law mug.

Murphy’s law

When a woman give a fellatio to a man after consuming potential barf material and end up puking on the man’s shaft
« Man , Jessica showed me what Murphy’s law was last night »
by Canadiah December 12, 2019
mugGet the Murphy’s law mug.

Scald Law

Scald Law, a hill in Scotland. Generally known for cottaging and light BDSM enthusiasts.
As I walked up Scald Law I was pleased to see Jacob and Ross were here already.
by Colon-ick December 15, 2019
mugGet the Scald Law mug.

Slut in Law

When your slutty sister-in-law is fucks everyone including you.
Is Karen coming over? Yes? Okay.

<Fuck, I need to rail that slut in law.>
by Godddoghot December 25, 2019
mugGet the Slut in Law mug.

Law

When you do stupid, illogical, ignorant, irrational, shit. YOU GO TO FUCKING PRISON. Like killing an infant, Eating animals from a grave, raping women, and the whole nine yards.
I fucked up, The Law is going to arrest me, duh!
by JustinLaw1986! January 10, 2020
mugGet the Law mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email